Findings:

• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• I can see the tracing blue of your just beneath the surface
• I'm just a bill
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Can we all just get along?
• only the named can be destroyed
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• I'm just guessing
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• I'm alive, I can prove it.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm All You Can Think About
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• we can all just be around other people
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• if i can just find the perfect way to say it
• I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn
• can i turn off this machine before it destroys everything that i've loved?
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• I just wanted to destroy something beautiful
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• i'm just a girl
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• I'm just here for the candy
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• I'm just sayin'.
• I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• I'm just sayin'
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• A Child's Amaze
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Dead Can Dance
• Seven words you can never say on television
• Cans of shit
• Can I use my manhood as a weapon?
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• coffee can
• Can things really change?
• can of whoopass
• Dry bones can harm no one
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Mr Brown Can Moo! Can You?
• I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Can buoy
• Can hook
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• As far as the eye can see
• Asking for a favor
• How can people listen to that crap?
• Any song can be a love song
• that can made you sick
• Nothing can stop me now
• Prince Albert in a can
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• windows where I can look out
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Can I masturbate too much?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• Push a can
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
• Just Egg
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• The Pariah Coke Can Theory
• I think I can, I think I can
• I can taste the floor
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• The scariest words I can think of
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Canned Heat
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• king can
• A darn good reason to cover the trash can
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• True Love Can Wait
• Children can be cruel
• When can it end?
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• Can machines think?

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