Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I'm a colossal fan of his. Every single film he's made that I've seen, I've loved."

• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• I've Seen It All
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• i've seen earthworms larger than your average snake
• I've seen what you call a museum, and it hasn't improved in 10 years
• He made a way to his anger
• I've seen Irish famines with more potatoes than this
• Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen
• can i turn off this machine before it destroys everything that i've loved?
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• Commit to paper the chances I've missed, the girls I've loved, the dogs I've kissed
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
• I've seen old men crying at their own gravesides
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Ski piss
• I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
• everyone I've loved knows your name
• I've Seen Your Picture
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Things I've seen done with those Free AOL CDs
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I've Seen Everything
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Remember I'm awful, in love with you
• The Strange Love of Martha Ivers
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• I'm falling in love with you
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• he is too shy to write his tale
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I've got the Internet
• An Impassioned Case for Why Predator is One of the Greatest Films Ever Made
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• Fear makes a man kill what he loves
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• He loved Big Brother.
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• Things To Do Every Single Day
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• The mad scientist ties you to the examination table and makes love to you with his chilly instruments.
• Every film needs a ninja
• I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• Charles Ives
• I've frequently not been on boats
• I'm not old enough to love you
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• Things that I've overheard
• -ive
• Friday, I'm in love
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• This really annoying trend for adapting a single novel into multiple films
• He loves me, he loves me not
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• He weaves his words
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• The Passionate Shepherd to His Love
• I think he only loves the world for him.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Every time I look at this picture, I feel a little more in love
• Her hips made waves against his shore
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm not in love, set me free
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• Society loves to dichotomize every aspect of our daily life
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm in love: A reflection on life
• Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• I'm Not In Love
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• I've
• Of course I'm made of corn, I'm from North America
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• I've Got a Secret
• Burl Ives
• I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
• Papa Doesn't Love His Children Anymore
• The love of everyone’s life left everyone every morning
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• He flops over and bonks his head
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• England expects that every man will do his duty
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• HES Single Pirate Cart
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• And he bought our every word for dollars.
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• He just left his body
• mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• Masking as generous love of life his constant torpid violence
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats

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