Findings:
- The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- Eat Me
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- he that is not with me is against me
- she, he, and me
- I'm going to paint a number 7.
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Break me. I'm elated.
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- I'm going to Disneyland
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- The day he gave me a lift
- He taught me how to smoke
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Jesus He Knows Me
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- I'm Just Me (user)
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- You were never going to become more than this to me
- This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
- How does Metallica eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- How Does Dr. Dre Eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm going to run out of hints to drop
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- I'm going to kill you
- I'm Not Going to Lie to You
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- How does a monkey eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- he calls me girly (user)
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- he calls me monster
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- He that is not with me is against me.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- I'm Going Home
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- I'm not in love, set me free
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- Women want me when I'm taken
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
- I'm going to miss the squirrels
- Eat me beat me lady
- this is how i'm going to die.
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- I'm Going Crazy
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- How does a supermodel eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- I'm Going Straight to Heaven
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
- I'm going to the moon
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- How does a demon eat a Reese's peanut butter cup?
- the word eat he
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
- The goldfish are going to eat you
- He loves me, he loves me not
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- He brings me books like flowers
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- He has redefined me, again and again
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- eat me 2000 (user)
- He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- He Hate Me
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- You eat toffee on toast. You kiss me every morning. I love you.
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
- For my brother, in the event he finds me
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- He called me Sarah once
- Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
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