Findings:

• Damn, I'm good.
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm not talking about
• I'm no good at enigmas
• You shouldn't let poets lie to you about electronics
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Damn, I look good today
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• Three lies about the sky
• How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• Lies, damn lies, and statistics
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• One good thing about gangs
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• Damn it! I'm an adult!
• reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
• Damn it, I'm a Superhero!
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• How to Write a Damn Good Novel
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I'm here for a good time, not a long time
• Twenty-three good things about pickles and dirt
• It's about damn time
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Our lies reveal as much about us as our truths
• We talk about the importance of a good handshake.
• I'm All You Can Think About
• Good things about Los Angeles
• I'm about to create a new node!
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Lies About My Shadow
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• Among the fields and small houses lies a boy I can only dream about
• Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Lies, Damn Lies & ICQ Messages
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• ...And Isles Where Good Men Lie
• Good Lies
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm damn sociable for a hermit
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• The Death of Friedrich Nietzsche
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm good for it.
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I know what I'm talking about
• Everybody lies about sex
• There's Something About Mary
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• About a Boy
• What About Bob?
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• See a man about a dog
• Daleks and stairs
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• about nobody (superdoc)
• Tell me a story about trains
• Why I am neurotic about love
• 10 Things I Hate About You
• Nodes about measurement
• about an Alice
• precision vs. accuracy
• about box
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• 32 Short Films About Glenn Gould
• The 10 most normal things about 'Lard Enemas'
• My complaint about Dem Bones
• Things you should know about King James
• Tell me a story about rains
• Something I thought only I thought about
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• out and about
• Sexual myths about women
• Feeble Prozac poetry about exploding nipples
• Porn industry
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• About Koji - A Starter For Making Saké
• A Story About Magic
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• naive perceptions about software development
• You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
• Conventional views about human cloning
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• Think About Mutation
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• This scenario is about to self-destruct
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• The Girl from Ipanema
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• A joke about tax collectors
• Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Stories about the injury of male genitalia
• Something about parts of you
• Tell me about your secret places
• Libertarian views on age of consent laws
• The world will knock you on your ass. Are you ready for that?
• Talk About the Passion
• Ask me about Loom
• About my crushes
• I have a bad feeling about this
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• When to talk about religion
• messing about
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• I have more stories about trains for you
• Things About To Come My Way
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• A few crucial things about Conrad
• i had a dream about the future
• the one about the teddy bears
• Knowing your brain is about to grow outward, a flower in full bloom
• About Du Fu
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• What are you talking about?
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Why nodes about Canada suck
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
• DEA arrests just about everybody
• All About Touching
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• a narrative about my relationship

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