Findings:

• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I still haven't found what I'm looking for
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• I'm Afraid of Malkavians (a parody)
• I'm afraid of posting on e2
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm Afraid
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• So dark, the buildings are afraid of one another
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm Afraid of Americans
• I'm afraid of presenting my work
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• I got my ticket and I'm letting go of the rest
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• the pleasures of insomnia are ones i haven't found
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• The one that got away
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• To the one that got away
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• I'm in one of those moods again
• There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• If I can ruin it for you in one sentence, you've got a fragile perspective.
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• The Town Where No One Got Off
• I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• One Got Fat
• Hitler has only got one ball
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• afraid
• Why we are so afraid
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• Afraid of Sunlight
• I am afraid to use websites of large corporations
• Are You Afraid of the Dark?
• What is love? And why are people afraid of pursuing it?
• Who's Afraid of Red, Yellow, and Blue III
• I am deathly afraid of February
• Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
• Afraid of the Dark
• Afraid of Everything
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• why my son is afraid of ceiling fans
• I was afraid of getting caught
• Curiously, neither of us are afraid of the dark
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• (Who's Afraid of) The Art of Noise
• I am not afraid of you any more
• Of course I refused, afraid of what his hands might feel like
• If you're afraid of the dark remember the night rainbow
• Be Not Afraid
• Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
• Recipes for the bachelor who isn't afraid of heart disease
• Afraid (user)
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• What would you do if you weren't afraid?
• She is afraid of not being shy
• Questions I wouldn't be afraid of
• Why are people afraid of touching?
• You're not still afraid of the dark, are you?
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• I Am Afraid of the Dark
• I am afraid to write tonight, but I must.
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• when the gods are afraid
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
• what are you afraid of?
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling
• if you're afraid, that's where you should start
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• i am not afraid
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• I am afraid
• Got Milk?
• You Really Got Me
• I got the babel fish!
• You've got mail
• I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
• Got
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
• I've Got a Secret
• I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
• I've got the Internet
• Got to buck
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• Got Beer?
• The Statue Got Me High
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• I've got a little list
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• You've Got Stalkers
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• How the Whale Got His Throat
• How the Camel Got His Hump
• How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
• I laughed until my limbic system exploded...then got very scared
• Everything got me fired!
• I've got severe gibberish problems
• I got pierced
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• Have I Got News for You
• Johnny Got His Gun
• We've Got Tonight
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• Godzilla Minus One
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• Everyone's got their drug
• I got in a wreck taking my driver's test
• An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
• I got kicked out of a focus group
• Go on! It's got raisins in it!
• E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
• Nodeshell as a term has got to go
• You've got another think coming
• Got prostate cancer?
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Sensei, we've got another lesbian stuck in the goddamn shredder
• How the chipmunk got its stripes
• Yesterday I (supposedly) got a call from Douglas Coupland
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• I got your nose
• Got Self Esteem?
• Infamy, infamy they've all got it in for me!
• Boys got cooties, girls got brains
• I Got Six
• I never ventured in the woods and got drunk and slept
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• i got the wound, if you got the salt
• How Uncle Henry Got Into Trouble
• I've Got the World on a String
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• I got peanut butter on my ninja pants
• How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• What's geek got to do with it anyway?
• We've got company
• How the Chimney-Sweep Got the Ear of the Emperor
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• You've Got A Friend
• Ya Got Trouble
• I Got Rhythm
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• How the Telegard Source got leaked to the world
• i got nothin (user)
• I got a 1400 on the SAT
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• What if a girl suddenly got a guy's body?
• Freddy Got Fingered
• Your cable TV just got better!
• The day Wendy's snake got away
• I've got mine
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes

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