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• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• I'm Afraid of Malkavians (a parody)
• I'm afraid of posting on e2
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm Afraid
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• I'm Afraid of Americans
• I'm afraid of presenting my work
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• Don't Be Afraid
• afraid
• Why we are so afraid
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• I am afraid of permanence
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• Afraid of Sunlight
• I am afraid to use websites of large corporations
• Are You Afraid of the Dark?
• What is love? And why are people afraid of pursuing it?
• Forgive me for being afraid of the world
• Who's Afraid of Red, Yellow, and Blue III
• I am deathly afraid of February
• Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
• you're afraid
• Afraid of the Dark
• Afraid of Everything
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• why my son is afraid of ceiling fans
• I was afraid of getting caught
• Curiously, neither of us are afraid of the dark
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• (Who's Afraid of) The Art of Noise
• So dark, the buildings are afraid of one another
• I am not afraid of you any more
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Of course I refused, afraid of what his hands might feel like
• If you're afraid of the dark remember the night rainbow
• Be Not Afraid
• Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Recipes for the bachelor who isn't afraid of heart disease
• Khaled Islambouli
• Afraid (user)
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• What would you do if you weren't afraid?
• She is afraid of not being shy
• Questions I wouldn't be afraid of
• Why are people afraid of touching?
• You're not still afraid of the dark, are you?
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• I Am Afraid of the Dark
• I am afraid to write tonight, but I must.
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• when the gods are afraid
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
• what are you afraid of?
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling
• if you're afraid, that's where you should start
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• i am not afraid
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• I am afraid
• Burp
• How to burp a baby
• hnacho burps (user)
• paraffin burps
• Im Elvis (user)
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I'm
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• IM
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• imm
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm Losing You
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm with the band
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm sorry
• I'm pinching your face!
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm not sure
• Hands off, I'm special
• So. Central Rain
• Im-
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm tired
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm not drinking any more
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm Glad
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm not very cool
• I'm in this for the long haul
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm bored
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm just a bill
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• My cats think I'm a God
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile

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