Findings:

• Almost Heaven
• Signs that a television show is almost dead
• Almost Fat-Free Carbonara
• Im Elvis (user)
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I know more when I'm alone
• I'm letting you go
• I'm No Angel
• I'm not Greg
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• I'm no good at enigmas
• I let go and now I'm holding on. I need to let go again.
• You Know What I'm Sayin'
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• almost all
• I almost stopped believing in shooting stars
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• I'm no Whitman...
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• Though really, I'm waiting for you.
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• The letter I'm too chicken to mail
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I.M. Ischa Meijer. In Margine. In Memorian.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I'm Really Into Techno
• I'm in one of those moods again
• I'm not an American. I'm from New Orleans, bitch.
• I'm looking for a friend
• What I'm looking for
• A Room That Said I’m Sorry
• How I Almost Blew My Nuts Off
• almost poetry
• in the morning it was almost too dead center
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm Proud of You
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• I'm a little sex pot
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• I'm The Pumpkin King (user)
• I'm a
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• I'm not really a waitress nail polish
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• I'm English. I'm Evil. Grrr
• I'm the King of the Castle
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm not lovin' it
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• I'm just guessing
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• almost surely
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Almost getting cut from the team
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm not this cool in real life
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• I'm not talking about
• I'm Looking Through You
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm scared of my car
• I'm feeling lucky
• im in ur base killin ur d00dz
• As she walked into the sea she complained, "I'm drowning."
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm Gay For E2: An Unnodermeet
• I'm not thumbing for a lift
• I'm alive, I can prove it.
• I'm the screen, I work at night
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Almost Famous
• Almost Heroes
• The night I almost expected
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm stopping trying to impress people
• Stille Im Meine Hamburg
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm Gay, not dead!
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• Your taste is still on my lips and I'm holding it hostage
• I'm a Mountain
• im da best (user)
• I'm just sayin'
• I'm building the bridge in stone this time, lest someone drop a torch.
• Hey, kid. I'm a computer.
• I'm drowning and you're describing the water
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• the almost indestructible pistachio
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• almost realizing I wasn't straight; really realizing I wasn't straight
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Being a dickhead
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm going to the moon
• Zeit im Bild
• I'm such a philistine
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• The things I'm most ashamed of
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'M Shy mary ellen I'm shy
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• i'm flying from a fire
• Im p cool :)
• almost everywhere
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• I'm
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm game
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Exactly Where I'm At
• help im a rock (user)
• I'm never getting drunk again
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• I'm damn sociable for a hermit
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• I'm Afraid of Americans
• im in ur base kissin ur d00dz
• I'm Stalking Him Electronically

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