Findings:

• The sex scene from IT and Hugh Hefner, and why I'm glad both are gone
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• We were both scared of the dark
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• If the real world were like the internet
• I'm glad you're here.
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Since his eyes were like perfect packed suitcases
• I'm glad I'm white
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• She just stares at us like we're crazy
• I feel like I'm being watched
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• These lions were not like normal lions.
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• We shook hands and pretended like it meant nothing
• If we're both dead, it's not necrophilia anymore.
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• We're both tops
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• I'm Glad
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• I write my secrets on the bathroom mirror, like Jesus, before wiping them away to check my hair.
• like nothing ever was
• Valium tastes like home
• this is what it feels like to die
• The House Smelled Like Blueberry Pie
• Trying to remember what love felt like
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• We're all missing the point on computer security
• Fossils were put there by God
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• Were the Allies Hypocrites?
• Ecstasy, in both senses
• When we were little kids, running
• Publick Occurrences Both Forreign and Domestick
• As it were
• glad I caught it
• My mother and your mother were hanging out clothes
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• On she went. The woods were deep and still.
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• How we were, before you were
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• In the event of an emergency, we're all screwed.
• Presidents of the United States who previously were Mayors
• I'm no Whitman...
• if Gerry Stern were dead, he'd roll over in his grave
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm a luser
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Oh No it's the Helepolis, We're Doomed...or Not
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• Now We're All Bozos on This Bus
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• I'm doing OK
• That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Hi Honey, I'm Home
• I'm wide awake It's morning
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• well im sure (user)
• replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• I'm no Socrates
• See, I'm giving you warm embers for the increasingly cold months
• I'm Thinking of Ending Things
• Fuck like crazed weasels
• This time vote like your whole world depended on it
• I don't see like you
• The boss ain't gonna like this
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• Sew, old woman, sew like the wind!
• Anger, shaped like a man
• I might fall into good sleep like swimming
• times like those
• This is what it sounds like
• A Smart Kid Like You
• Playing guitar is like kissing
• Everything on the Real World like lab rats on Pez
• Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
• Boy, You Fight Like A Girl
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• Love is like Teeth
• Perfections like you
• What is it like to menstruate?
• Usage of the word like
• How to eat a banana like a chimp
• Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• There’s nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home
• like all the world is beautiful at once
• stuff white people like
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• like you love me
• like you're blind but still can see
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XII
• the lightning strike sounded like a car falling out of the sky
• Likely ignorable. Like a large penis.
• she likes to dance on the edge. it's all she's known and she won't change now
• discoursing is like coursing
• This place functions like an electrical outlet installed in 1969
• I would like to file a complaint corona haiku
• like a green balloon
• She doesn't like you
• How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
• I'd elope if I were you
• I wish that dreamland were slightly more predictable, sometimes
• Their Eyes Were Watching God
• When We Were Orphans
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• If there were no birds
• Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
• We're screwed, my friends
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• you were a dream I painted and wished to own
• I'm not drinking any more
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• Were the World Mine
• I'm Proud of You

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