Findings:

• Beat like a redheaded stepchild
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Going off like a frog in a sock
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• I'm going to Disneyland
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm going to the moon
• I'm Going Crazy
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• That gum you like is going to come back in style
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• swilling champagne like it's going out of fashion
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• We like to get together on the weekends and beat up evildoers
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• I feel like I'm being watched
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm going to be a Dad
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm Going Home
• big beat
• beat
• beats
• Beat Generation
• Human Beat Box
• Beat Happening
• Beat the Clock
• Dead beat
• Beat juggling
• beat em up
• How not to beat Jet Li's kung-fu style in "Fist of Legend"
• Bronski Beat
• Beating someone severely
• Good Beat, Easy to Dance To (or The Bottom Line)
• English Beat
• breakbeat science
• Nobody Beats The Wiz (user)
• Beat Matching
• beat layering
• beat frequency
• 1001 Ways to Beat the Draft
• The World Famous Beat Junkies
• Beat Crazy
• Did Nixon beat his wife?
• I listen to the beat of your music
• The Beat of the Music
• Beat It
• Honda Beat
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• Fly low and beat the radar
• Beats & Pieces
• beat the guillotine
• Beat Takeshi
• Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em
• Where it's okay to beat your wife
• Jungle Beats
• Nylon Beat
• Manhattan Is My Beat
• How to beat someone at "pick a number"
• Beat the Geeks
• Direct Beat
• How to beat Everything2
• Home Recording on a Budget: We Got the Beat
• Beats International
• beat poet
• The first beat down handed out in the Senate
• Wicked Beat Sound System
• Hard To Beat
• The Wasp (Texas Radio and the Big Beat)
• archy beats a rap
• Beat around the bush
• lonely beat (user)
• The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
• bad beat
• My beat up old Offspring tape
• repetitive beats
• Big Beat Boutique
• blast beat
• We beat a friar's liar
• beat boxing
• Noder Beat
• Derren Brown beats nine grandmasters at chess
• And the Beat Goes On: The Sonny and Cher Story
• Beat Poetry
• Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
• we found that which made the human heart beat and built an autobahn to it
• Hip Hop production
• Where are you going?
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• going down
• going crazy
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• To His Mistress Going to Bed
• I was going to marry Marty
• going dumb
• The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
• Going Solo

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