Findings:

• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• i have a lot of practice yelling into the void
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• I'm Really Into Techno
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm going to be a Dad
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm Going Home
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• I'm Going Crazy
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I have lots of gay friends
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Robots have a lot of places to hide blood
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• A Prayer on going into my House
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• Concrescence of linguistic intentionality put through a kind of hyperdimensional transform into three-dimensional space
• As she walked into the sea she complained, "I'm drowning."
• I'm going to Disneyland
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• we have a lot of work to do
• I paved paradise, and put up this, like, bigass parking lot
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• I will put Chaos into fourteen lines
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm going to the moon
• effort
• How to write an "A" paper with minimal effort
• effort and intelligence
• Why studying and thinking things over is worth the effort
• The Story of the Wasted Effort
• tractive effort
• starting tractive effort
• we invite you to join us in an effort to conserve
• To be an open-minded person is not a characteristic. It's a skill. It requires effort, and practice.
• an effort to protect the skeletons
• Address at Rice University on the Nation's Space Effort (1962) by John F. Kennedy
• Recipe born from efforts to re-create Chik-Fil-A's fried chicken
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• Going, going, gone
• Are you going to prom?
• Everything is going to start charging!
• To His Mistress Going to Bed
• I was going to marry Marty
• going dumb
• Where is Harrison Ford's movie career going?
• It's all going to fall apart isn't it?
• What's going on here?
• Cool corn soup and spicy spinach before going away at the end of summer
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• Is she really going out with him?
• Going Away
• Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• Hold tight, these walls aren't going to hold
• no sense of direction yet still going somewhere
• I love Slim Shady and I am not a teenage boy going through puberty
• An important sentence to know when going abroad
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• That gum you like is going to come back in style
• California is NOT going to fall in the ocean
• Going After Cacciato
• Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• Going Underground
• going meta
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
• Bye, bye, poop! Thanks for going in the toilet!
• Going to Fukuoka
• Going Overboard
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• Going drag
• Learning to put down the fork
• John Romero is going to make you his bitch
• nocode's going away party
• I am going to die
• Why I hate going to the dentist
• The goldfish are going to eat you
• Get your juices going
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• That westbound idiot is still going to turn in front of my eastbound car
• Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
• You young people, going around smoking your heroin tablets

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