Findings:
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- I'm Henry The Eighth I Am
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
- I'm just guessing
- am i an angel flying into the light or a bug flying towards a light bulb?
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- Am I a butterfly dreaming I am a person? Or a bowling ball dreaming I am a plate of sashimi?
- Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
- Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- I am just going outside and may be some time.
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- As I am. As I am. All or not at all.
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
- Clearly I am just too stupid to take the SAT II's
- I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
- Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
- at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I'm just a collection of electrons
- I'm just a bill
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- (I'm just a) Love Machine
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- I'm a nice guy...really, I am
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- I'm just sayin'.
- Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
- Be a model or just look like one
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
- Am I the driver or the driven?
- Am I in love or still on crack?
- Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
- I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
- I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
- The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
- She's not the snake, I am. She's just the apple.
- Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
- Am I This Or Not?
- i am just slowly accumulating ghosts
- I am prepared to be just as mysterious as you
- I'm not a monster, Tom. Well, technically I am. I guess I am.
- i am just a simple buddhist monk
- i just want to know who i am
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
- i'm just a girl
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm Just Me (user)
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
- I'm just sayin'
- I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
- i'm just sitting here worrying
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- Are you depressed or just full of angst?
- Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
- Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
- i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- Just Yes Or No Will Do
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- Can't she just carpool or something?
- born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
- A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
- I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
- I'm just here for the candy
- Am I Hot or Not?
- Just as I am, Without One Plea
- I Am
- am
- Pan American Games
- I am the Walrus
- I look better when I am wet
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- You Am I
- I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
- Am I my brother's keeper?
- Trans Am
- Why I am bitter and angry.
- I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
- What am I, chopped liver?
- Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
- Texas A&M University
- I am not a hippie!
- I am not a hacker
- I am not a big sister anymore
- I am Joe's...
- I Am Invincible!
- Society made me what I am
- Why I am a Lucy Stoner
- I do not fit in; I am not alone
- AM radio
- And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- I am yours
- The Learning Channel
- Apparently I am a potential rapist
- I am in you
- I am a little world made cunningly
- I am afraid of permanence
- I am a rock
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
- I am not a babysitter
- BQN: I am. - Prologue
- I am now a college graduate
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- Am I gay?
- All that I am and ever want to be
- I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
- I am the greatest!
- Right now I am floating
- I am a Christian
- I sometimes think I am too much
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- I am not ashamed to be a consumer
- How am I doing?
- I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
- I am semi-Christian
- Why I am no longer a journalist
- person, place or thing
- I am a friend of a rape survivor
- I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- I am a horrible driver
- I Am a Camera
- I am a confessional
- I am an American mutt
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- I am not an attractive man
- I AM ANALOG
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
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