Findings:

• I'm Just Me (user)
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• just a nice guy (user)
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Just being quiet and close
• I was me before being me was cool.
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• nice guy
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm not in love, set me free
• She doesn't really want a nice guy
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm just sayin'.
• i'm used to it
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• nice guy (user)
• Nice guys are good in bed
• just a guy (user)
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• I'm just here for the candy
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Nik and the Nice Guys
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• It's nice being in shape
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• Nice Guy Eddie
• I feel like I'm being watched
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• I'm just a bill
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm not ashamed to use Windows
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• I'm a nice guy...really, I am
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I'm just sayin'
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I'm just guessing
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• on being nice
• Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• Forgive me for being afraid of the world
• i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• I'll tell you this, though; sometimes being lost is a good thing. Just enjoy the things you might not see again.
• Nice guys finish last
• Just a guy on a horse
• Being a dickhead
• A conversation with old country guys is like being a chicken dentist
• Try not being obscure just for the sake of it
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• You just cut that guy off
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• The three kinds of nice guys
• nice guy complex
• I was a nice guy once
• I'm the Bad Guy
• the nice guy (user)
• Mr. Nice Guy
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• A node to end all nice guy nodes for stupid girly nice guys
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Smile at guys, for me
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• On losers, achievers and nice guys
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• i'm just a girl
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• mr nice guy (user)
• Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Break me. I'm elated.
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• Being nice

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