Findings:

• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Dammit, I'm mad
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm going to kill you
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm going to be a Dad
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm Going Home
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• I'm going to the moon
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm going to Disneyland
• Take my advice. I'm not using it.
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm Going Crazy
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm bored
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• What I learned from my first Mad as Hell Doctors week
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm not very cool
• I'm not that kinda girl
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• The introverted thinker decides about the Mad as Hell Doctors
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• imm
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm not sure
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm in this for the long haul
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Mad as Hell: Good Insurance
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Mad as Hell Doctors (category)
• I'm Losing You
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• IM
• I'm sorry
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm with the band
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• Im-
• I'm Glad
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm not drinking any more
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm just a bill
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• My cats think I'm a God
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm tired
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Mad as Hell: American Dream
• Mad as Hell Doctors in California: October 5
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• Mad as Hell: Grocery Insurance
• Mad as Hell about the DMCA
• I'm
• Im Elvis (user)
• Mad Ron's Prevues From Hell
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• I'm pinching your face!
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• So. Central Rain
• Hands off, I'm special
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle

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