Findings:

• I'm tired of calling 911
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Dammit, I'm mad
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• local calling
• calling card
• Calling
• Calling boys and hanging up
• Night Crow Calling
• Calling nice Americans Canadians out of politeness
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 11.2 Calling operating-system commands
• It's GNU/Linux; stop calling it "Linux"
• calling my name
• Niklaus Wirth calling conventions
• stop calling me
• The pot calling the kettle black
• London Calling
• accept()
• Name Calling
• The Ritual of the Calling of an Engineer
• The Problem with Name Calling
• Calling her number and having a male voice answer
• calling convention
• Calling on Dragons
• Calling All Stations
• Calling The Wind
• Germany calling
• London's calling, and it's calling you gay
• calling code
• Calling Robert Park
• calling frequency
• calling bird
• we never hear them calling to us
• CHINA CLIPPER CALLING ALAMEDA: Opera, Britney, and a really big snake
• Calling oneself a poet
• calling station
• Calling her absence an example of negative space
• New Tokyo Is Calling
• Love me for calling you stupid: a thought for activists
• Controlled by fear and yet calling ourselves free
• On Bush calling for Hussein's execution
• My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
• Calling audibles (Mixing it up on the line) (e2poll)
• The race calling itself 'human' fails
• Calling Collect
• Name Calling and Loss of Face
• Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft
• Calling, always calling, not understanding, but calling still.
• This Is Tomorrow Calling
• CALLING AN
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• The time my car broke down and I made the mistake of calling the cops
• Calling a Gay Man a Fairy
• The Cuckoo's Calling
• Calling all music collectors! (e2poll)
• What is worse, a white man punching a black man, or a white man calling a black man a nigger?
• calling my truths to the soundless snow
• In the Summer Night They Are Calling
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• calling into the void, is it more frightening to hear a response, or nothing?
• Calling the government to report your neighbor is Frankenstein's monster
• Who are you calling a Lumpen?
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Communism is communist dammit!!
• The fortune teller and the food critic are the same person, dammit!
• Again, dammit!
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• This isn't about YOU, dammit! No, wait, it IS about you (kinda).
• Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
• Dammit, it's Christmas!
• I said NO, dammit!
• Dammit! I can't win
• Learn how to drive, dammit!
• Dammit Doll
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• God dammit, Jenkins, grab my balls!
• My Anecdotes are amusing DAMMIT!
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• happily ever after
• They all lived happily ever after
• ever
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Now more than ever
• The best teacher I ever had
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• oh ever so slowly
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Worst episode ever
• The worst children's book ever
• The cruelest thing you've ever done
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Does this ever go away?
• Medgar Evers
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Live the greatest story ever told
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• Do you start feeling, ever?
• Diary of a dot-commer
• Don't lie. Ever.
• Will Everything ever stop expanding?
• All that I am and ever want to be
• Unhappily Ever After
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• All the boys are named Ronald Reagan. All the girls are named Sarah Palin. FOR AMERICA.
• Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
• The worst name ever
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• The most beautiful computer ever
• The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
• Ebonics began with pirates
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• The best line I ever used
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• Probably the saddest thing ever
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Don't you ever go to work?
• Will I ever know?
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• don't ever throw stones at your mother
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• pointless HTML in email
• The bravest man I've ever known
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
• The first dollar I ever made
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• The Best Feeling Ever
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• Parking warning
• Dick Green
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• Nothing ever changes
• Whatever and Ever Amen
• Ever felt that?
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• The most confusing bet ever
• It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• Same as it Ever Was
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• The first bear I ever saw
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Was it ever there?
• The biggest bottle of tequila I ever saw
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• The greatest paper ever written
• Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse

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