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• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Keep quiet, cause I'm hearing your words hot on the side of my neck.
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• 'cause when you try to make it stay, that's when it surely slips away
• we just can't give 'em away!
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• Painting the world of the people to come. Absent but in dreams.
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• urges to smash people's heads into the concrete
• Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Let's just say it takes a certain amount of consumer zeal.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• And then I will just slip away
• Tomorrow's just an excuse away
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• Study, study, study, but maybe just to learn
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
• Women you know you should just walk away from
• some people lie but they're looking for magic
• Keep us away from us
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• They just kind of went away
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Narcissism rears its beautiful but self-absorbed head
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• I'm running away to Alaska
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• keep the depression away
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• Keep guns away from drunks
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• a just cause
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• you can't hear my voice cause i'm not loud enough
• Just Cause
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Soon, I will run... but not away
• It's a bird! It's a plane! It's sarcasm flying right over your head!
• Why do you keep banging your head against the wall?
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• I shaved my head last night
• I like women with shaved heads
• How to screw with people's heads at the mall
• Operation Just Cause
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• keep away from children and poets.
• I would know right away that it's you.
• Give crowns and pounds and guineas, but not your heart away
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Things people put up their butts
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Being a dickhead
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• There is poetry in my soul, but I keep it on a short leash
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• But I have seen the sun just once
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• keep away
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• keep away from children
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying

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