Findings:

• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• blow up
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• I'm just sayin'.
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm just a bill
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
• You want that I should rough him up?
• Wake me up if you still want me
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
• 'just woke up' voice
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• How Much for just the Planet?
• watch; some people just want to burn the world.
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Blow up a building with a sack of flour and two rounds of ammunition
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• blow up in your face
• Shut up. You want the same thing everyone wants. We thoroughly understand.
• Blow Up Everything 2
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• i'm just a girl
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• Sometimes it just blows over
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'm just guessing
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• I just want my secret agent lover man
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I just wanted to see it again. Only bigger.
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• sometimes you just want to talk to a stranger
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• i just want it to unfold
• Is Pandeism just a "made up word"?
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
• Please, for the love of everything that is holy on this Earth. I just want the cold back.
• i just want to know who i am
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!
• Barbra Streisand wants you to turn up your thermostat
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Here's the thing about trying to blow up the Earth
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• It's so crazy it just might work
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• She just stares at us like we're crazy
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm Just Me (user)
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm just sayin'
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Crazy Is Just Like Anything Else
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• That's just crazy talk
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
• Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• I swear I'm not crazy
• Her hair, tangled
• I just want to fix all the broken little humans
• I just wanted to destroy something beautiful
• I just want to be friends
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• This is an old tradition that I just made up
• Why Won't Jesse Helms Just Hurry Up and Die?
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• Sunset. Coca-Cola, cookie crumbs, just waking up.
• Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
• A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I'm Going Crazy
• I just want to be a drummer
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• I Just Want To See The Boy Happy
• Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
• low blow
• There is no suck, only blow
• The 400 Blows
• Blow Pop
• When the Wind Blows

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