Findings:
- 2016 was bad enough. Is it only going to get worse?
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- I'm a bad bitch and you better believe it
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- what i'm trying to show you is something that i was shown
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
- I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
- It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- All policing is bad. Even queer policing.
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- I'm Going Crazy
- this is how i'm going to die.
- I'm Not Going to Lie to You
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- I'm going to run out of hints to drop
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- Even the moon was wrong
- I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- The one thing Superman was bad at
- but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
- click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I was going to marry Marty
- Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- I'm going to miss the squirrels
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- I'm Going Home
- I'm going to the moon
- This was not my going away party
- I'm going to Disneyland
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- I'm Going Straight to Heaven
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- As I Was Going to St Ives
- I'm going to paint a number 7.
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
- Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- I'm the Bad Guy
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
- btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
- I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
- I'm wishing Jesus was here again
- I'm going to kill you
- I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
- When she was bad
- bad breath
- Bad fantasy novels
- Bad posture
- bad drivers
- bad mojo
- My bad
- bad guy
- Bad Habit
- Big Bad Wolf
- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
- bad back
- Alexander the Great and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good Very Bad Day
- Sleep is bad for you
- bad karma
- bad conscience
- Bad Idea Jeans
- bad bookstore
- Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
- bad memories car
- Bad math teacher
- Bad Company
- A bad 21st birthday
- Bad Boy
- I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
- Bad Boys
- Conker's Bad Fur Day
- Toupées made of cat hair are a bad idea
- Bad and Wrong
- Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
- bad form
- It's as easy to write bad poetry as it is to breathe
- Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
- City names with bad translations
- bad theology
- It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
- Bad Boy Bill
- Napster BAD!
- This is probably a bad thing.
- 2 Bad Mice
- The Tale of Two Bad Mice
- The Story of a Fierce Bad Rabbit
- Good idea, Bad idea
- A Bad Part to All-Male Meetings
- It's always a pleasure to elevate a bad mood to an abstract principle
- Bad Astronaut
- Why capital punishment is a bad idea
- Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
- All Hands on the Bad One
- the bad conductor joke
- You make that sound like a bad thing
- Why fucking cows is a bad idea
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- bad password
- Bad kisser
- Mace Windu is a bad motherfucker
- Bad habits of the orangutans at the National Zoo
- It's not that bad
- there's good and bad in being a database administrator
- Good girls who look like bad girls
- When good code goes bad
- Using drugs does not make you a bad person
- Proof that TV is bad for you
- Microsoft hardware isn't so bad
- Anti-smoking ads are bad
- Blind faith in Science is just as bad as blind faith in Religion
- You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
- Bad Wisdom
- Bad technology forecasts
- They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
- Two out of three ain't bad
- The Bad Writing Contest
- Bad Attitudes
- when immunity is a bad thing
- Nogbad the Bad (user)
- The GRE at 60 Hz is a bad idea
- Bad Sex Prize
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- bad vibes
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