Findings:

• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• I'm going to be a Dad
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• I'm Thinking Tonight of My Blue Eyes
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• There Must Be Someone
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I'm going to the moon
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• Should I be happy?
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Everything Is Going to Be Fine: The 2022 Halloween Horrorquest
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• steal out the eyes from the angels and set them as stars
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• swilling champagne like it's going out of fashion
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• The end will be a sellout
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Be careful where you put your laptop
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• In the next six months, someone involved with Donald Trump will be involved in a legal proceeding
• You'll own nothing, and you will be happy
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm Going Home
• The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
• keep an eye on things while i'm gone
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Is she really going out with him?
• I'm Going Crazy
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Going out with a bang
• The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• Ways of going out in cricket
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• Chant and be Happy
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• My eyes change color when I kiss someone
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• It's going to be fine
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• If I could be someone
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• Don't be an IM phantom
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• This poem can be put off no longer
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• How it's Going to Be
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• I realize that it is going to be dark soon
• i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• You must be thinking of someone else on the Russsian front.
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• going out
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• Eye contact at a distance
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• Going to school with large bags under your eyes
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful

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