I'm not really entitled to an opinion

I'm a guy. Feminism? I'm not really entitled to an opinion

I'm a guy. Abortion? I'm not really entitled to an opinion

I don't drive. Petrol Crisis? I'm not really entitled to an opinion

I'm a lazy Christian. Religion? I'm not really entitled to an opinion

I dislike children. Parenting? I'm not really entitled to an opinion

I hate corporations. Investment? I'm not really entitled to an opinion

But give me alcohol and a captive listener? I'm suddenly an expert on them all, and my opinion is the most valid in the world.

Anyone with a strong opinion is wrong	musical masturbation	You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth	Truth is a concept, subjective like anything else
Honesty is the best policy.	What the experts predicted	precompiled opinion	Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
Seek not now the answers	I know, I know nothing	And What Do You Think?	abnormal
The Night is not young	How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot	When I get mad I throw harder	maltheism
A Discordian is Entitled to Believing what they write	The Waiter Rule	Learn to Program: Philosophies of Coding	Why I did what I did
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