Findings:

• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• The "It's just a few bad apples" London Meetup
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Punching customers is bad for business
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I was just a supporting character in your fairy tale
• Why putting ~/bin or . in your $PATH is a bad idea
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• Just to Get it Out . . .
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• I'm just sayin'
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• sometimes bad ideas work just often enough to stick around
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• It was just a crush
• That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
• The demon was just under three feet tall
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• 2016 was bad enough. Is it only going to get worse?
• Mob mentality: The good, the bad, and the just plain silly
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• The one thing Superman was bad at
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• I'm just guessing
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• That's Just How He Was
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• When she was bad
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
• I'm a bad bitch and you better believe it
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• it's just bad nerves
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm just a bill
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• i'm just a girl
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• He's not a bad person. He's just done some bad things
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• English is just bad ASL
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• what i'm trying to show you is something that i was shown
• I'm just sayin'.
• She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Blind faith in Science is just as bad as blind faith in Religion
• As I was saying to my goldfish
• I'm the Bad Guy
• /.
• Where people go when people die
• ..
• ./configure
• I Love You ... I'll Kill You
• What we do in life... echoes in eternity
• . o O
• . -. - .-. --- .--. -.--
• Some thoughts on snow and other skyborne frozen particulates . . .
• ". . ."
• bad ass
• bad seed
• Bad Brains
• Very Bad Things
• bad sprite programming
• Bad command or file name
• My bad
• bad guy
• Bad Habit
• Big Bad Wolf
• The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
• bad at math
• bad faith
• Do bad laws cause lack of respect for the law?
• faith prevents bad trips
• bad luck
• Why religion is bad
• Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
• Woman and breasts are a bad combination
• Save a bad trip
• bad prison movie
• Bad roommate
• bad magic
• badd attitude
• Bad teenage poetry
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Bad Boys
• Conker's Bad Fur Day
• Toupées made of cat hair are a bad idea
• Bad and Wrong
• Bad Blood
• Another Bad Creation
• Existentialists make bad boyfriends
• Is development in AI bad?
• bad brain day
• How to spot bad internet porn stories
• Ramona Says A Bad Word
• Bad Andy
• CivilWarLand in Bad Decline
• Bad Timing
• Bad Linux Advocacy

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