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• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• Do You Like My Tight Sweater?
• I feel like I'm being watched
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• Dating your best friend
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Best Friends Forever
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Is this what it feels like to heal?
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
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• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• My Best Friend's Birthday
• Some of our best friends are three minutes long
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• to my best friend
• What do you feel like reading next? (e2poll)
• Man's best friend
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• What do you say to your best friend's ex?
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Wearing the reminders of past dates like cheap jewelry
• How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• the best friends are the ones we'll meet tomorrow
• The day my best friend cried
• Los Angeles feels like cyclothymia
• Falling in love with your best friend
• do you feel like you are in control of your emotions?
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Dead in California just feels like lonely somewhere else.
• Sometimes you feel like a nut (e2poll)
• Some of my best friends are
• im da best (user)
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm looking for a friend
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Best Friend (user)
• best before date
• Why you're my best friend.
• Falling out of love with your best friend
• brandys best friend (user)
• It feels like my life is out of sync
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
• when your pet starts to feel like a person
• My best friend is a breakfast table
• Feels Like Home
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• How to find your new best friend
• What it feels like on bare skin
• My best friend, Josh
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• it's hard to turn away when it feels like she's singing directly to you
• Sometimes I Feel Like Larry Mondello
• best friends
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Some of my best friends are...
• Sometimes I Feel Like a Motherless Child
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• Kissing your best friend
• Memories of my best friend
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• My best dead friend
• Tied up tight, like a bride on her wedding night
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• Some of my best friends are djs
• some of my best friends are closeted homosexuals
• Best of Friends
• Man's best friend? (e2poll)
• Noders in love: Marrying my best friend
• My Best Friend's Sister
• a letter to my best friend
• The Prime Directive for Dummies: A Captain's Best Friend
• On a former best friend
• Sex with your best friend
• Today I feel like a tiger shark
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
• A book has always been my best friend
• Sometimes this city feels like an expensive tomb
• I feel like a rock star
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
• A Boy's Best Friend
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Feel Like A Stranger
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• Being married to your best friend
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Of course I refused, afraid of what his hands might feel like
• I feel like every time I sneeze, I disappoint you
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• Some of my best friends are three inches long
• It's the first day of summer and already I feel yesterday's fingers clenched tight around my throat
• Brainy people make the best friends
• You Know it Feels Like Distant Thunder
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• My Best Man's speech, at my best friend's wedding
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• What It Feels Like for a Girl
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• What poetry feels like
• What it must feel like to die
• My computer is my best friend. It is my life.
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• this is what it feels like to die
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• My gay best friend
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
• My Best Friend's Wedding
• How I feel is like a burning sun behind clouds of rain
• Fingerfucking your best friend
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• Best friends, for awhile
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Like A Friend
• Once I hit my best friend with a hammer
• The Best Damn Band in the Land
• Milwaukee's Best
• the best look of lipstick
• Best Seller List
• Best War on Drugs commercials
• Best Bit EP
• Best of All Possible Worlds
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• I did my best and failed abysmally
• Best of the Beast
• Why Starbucks Isn't Seattle's Best Coffee
• I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
• Live Era '87-'93
• Amateurs make the best techno
• the best teachers assume nothing
• The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes

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