Findings:

• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I'm not very cool
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm not this cool in real life
• It's so cool to wear Nike
• Your accent is so cool
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• I'm so sorry
• I'm so tough
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• my p166 isn't so cool anymore
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• Im p cool :)
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• It's so cool to be denied
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• HEY im cool (user)
• Sounds cool and means nothing
• cool
• cool jazz
• Cool as Ice
• LL Cool J
• Cool Hand Luke
• cool beans
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Cool Ideas (nodegroup)
• Cool Everythingys (nodegroup)
• Page of Cool (superdoc)
• Wild, Cool & Swingin'
• cool media
• Sysadmin cool
• This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
• fat free Cool Whip
• Cool Sidewalk
• Sequential cooling to make dumb messages in Cool User Picks
• Cybersex before it was cool
• Back when grunge was still cool
• Cool! Now hand me the sandwich Luke.
• It's cool to hate Microsoft
• Cool Archive (superdoc)
• Nifty New Feature: Cool Archive
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• keep it cool/shake it up
• Rule of Cool
• medium cool
• Trying desperately to be cool
• zero cool
• negativity... that ain't cool man
• cool stream of intellect
• The Cool War
• Taking pictures of art is not cool
• free stuff is always cool
• Losing your cool
• Keeping cool without air conditioning
• Smoking is cool
• And in that brief moment, I indeed felt cool
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• It's cool inside!
• Cool corn soup and spicy spinach before going away at the end of summer
• A cool, dry place
• I had cool friends in high school
• perpetuating a pre-existing coolness is almost as cool as creating a fresh coolness yourself.
• a cool quiet room with no bastards in it
• University jobs are cool
• You can't look cool carrying a poodle
• Catharsis, or Living for the Cool
• Cool Britannia
• Why Japan is cool
• Why computer jobs aren't cool
• Paranoia just ain't cool anymore.
• We Real Cool
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• cool man 1 (user)
• Cool World
• Cool The Engines
• I felt the rain's cool finger-tips
• Cool Man Eddie (user)
• How to cool gases with lasers
• Flying is cool -- It's landing that sucks
• A cool short C program
• A cool short C program: output
• Scale of Cool
• Cool ass babe
• Whirlpool Ain't Cool
• The Skinny on Cool Man Eddie
• Be cool in college
• Cool Man Eddie (user)
• Cool Man Eddie meets Message Inbox
• Project Cool
• Cool Edit Pro
• cool security scanner
• edev: possible Cool Archive fix
• Intrepid Traveller and His Band of Merry Pranksters Look for A Cool Place
• Rebellion is cool. Cool sells. Baa...
• cool water sandwich
• Tré Cool
• Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
• It's cool, clear, calm and green in bucolic Chernobyl
• Cool Fusion
• Cool for Cats
• dr of cool (user)
• cool hunting
• As Cool As It Gets
• Pages of Cool for April 2001
• edev: Cool Archive bug fixes
• Editor's Page Of Cool
• money destroys cool
• alternately warm and cool
• Intrepid Traveller and His Band of Merry Pranksters Look for A Cool Place: episode 2
• My sweet, fluffy puppydog is a feral and bloodthirsty killer. Cool!
• Cool Mint Listerine PocketPaks
• cool guy (user)
• Editor Cools XML Ticker (ticker)
• cOoL (user)
• Cool Nodes XML Ticker II (ticker)
• Everything2 in the Pages of Cool
• Cool Runnings
• Cool as Hell
• These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet
• Cassie is cool (user)
• regeneratively cooled rocket
• radiatively cooled engine
• ablatively cooled engine
• Wow Cool (user)
• I didn't always have this cool job
• King Cool
• Japan's Gross National Cool
• cool your heels
• In the Cool, Cool, Cool of the Evening
• Tres cool
• the cool silence that inevitably follows the vanishing of aeroplanes
• COOL 16 (user)
• Ain't It Cool News
• Evil is not the same as Cool
• Cool Beans (user)
• Cool Gawkies (user)
• Cool hunter
• Cool To Be You
• All the cool kids speak English
• Too Cool for Kissing (document)
• Editor cools (e2poll)
• At time's end we step out of the corn into the cool shadows of the lawn
• Cool Aisle
• Cool Biz
• avril cool (user)
• Jacob Cool (user)
• Mr Cool 1332 (user)
• Cool Cities Initiative
• zero cool (user)
• Yet another guide to being cool

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