Findings:

• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I Want You to Want Me
• I'm Just Me (user)
• So much it scares me
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• My wife made me sexy!
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm so tough
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• They Don't Want Me
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• feline allergies
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• Wake me up if you still want me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• So help me God
• So, what's the problem with me?
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• You were always so good to me
• Everyone except me is having a picnic on the moon
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• You know you want me, baby!
• Not everyone wants to hold a Barbie Doll
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm not in love, set me free
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• Don't stand so close to me
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Me and You and Everyone We Know
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• I'm so sorry
• I want your hands on me
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• February wants me dead
• Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• so save me (user)
• She only wants me for tech support
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• She only wants me for sex
• She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Please please please let me get what I want
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• me so cute (user)
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• How Do You Want Me?
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Let me dream if I want to
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• I wanted you to want me
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• I'm Too Sexy
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• everyone wants to read a happy ending
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Shut up. You want the same thing everyone wants. We thoroughly understand.
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• Break me. I'm elated.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• Me So Horny
• So Sue Me
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I want you inside me
• You say you want to help me
• They want me for a focus group!
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago

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