Findings:

• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm so sorry
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• So. Central Rain
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• Just So Stories
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• I'm sorry
• I'm just a bill
• I'm just here for the candy
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• Tell the Center I'm Sorry
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• i'm just a girl
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• Her hair, tangled
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm just sayin'.
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• They're working on a six year drought (just so you know)
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm always just one bad day away from committing suicide
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• I just couldn't work like that
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• just so
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• I'm just sayin'
• It's so crazy it just might work
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• I'm Just Me (user)
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• I'm just guessing
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• I'm Not Sorry
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• just so much slavery (user)
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm so tough
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
• Men suck, right? Men are just plain clueless, isn't that so?
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• so sorry (user)
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• I'm sorry for your loss
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
• Keep quiet, cause I'm hearing your words hot on the side of my neck.
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• Set the table, Victoria, I'm coming home
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
• She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
• I'm Thankful
• The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• just plain wrong
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• I think I'll just go to sleep in this snow bank.
• With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine
• Rape committed by women
• It hurts just to watch it go by
• Sometimes, it's better to just smile and nod
• Girlfriends are basically just really good porn
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• It was just a crush
• Just us, my flame and I
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• landed just a little south of Moline
• It's lonely in the city, just you and the moon
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• It's okay. The puppy just DIES and that's the end of the movie.
• now he just uses one he saw on a grave
• As above, so below
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• So funny you will piss yourself laughing
• so sorry2 (user)
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• To Daisies, not to shut so soon
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• you were so cute
• That's so September the 10th
• "So we have...curry and pubs. City of Culture my arse." - a slightly frantic Birmingham nodermeet (with long words!)
• Huddled shoulders and bent backs, like so many shadows
• So, I bought some new curtains. They're blue, and that act is symbolic of the hopelessness of my particular domestic situation.
• Never Had It So Good
• He speaks so well!
• and so the w (user)
• It's a new system so I won't comment on the effectiveness.
• So, you want to make a language?

If you Log in you could create a "I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.