Findings:

• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Do or do not, there is no try
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• Do It or Die
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• getting your doors welded shut
• if you do not understand, then you should try to understand
• Do not write, stamp, or sign below this line
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• get the disease and try to understand
• Put up or shut up
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
• Do you want to get slapped?
• I'm a verb; I do things.
• Do similar pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• Do masochists enjoy slamming their fingers in a car door?
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• Cheap tricks parents try to get away with
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• How to get a Goth out of a tree
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• GeT HiGh Or GeT LoW (user)
• I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• How do you get there?
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
• Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• Do a good turn daily
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• do not open that door
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Shut Not Your Doors
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
• Shit or get off the pot
• Shut the front door!
• What to do if the Grim Reaper shows up at your door
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Vote Labour or the fox gets its
• My ears are always searching for the best sounds. I try not to let my eyes get locked into a particular sight.
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Wagging the dog, or: The mule that wouldn't shut up
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Is it better to try to improve yourself, or to accept yourself as you are?
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
• Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• Why do you want to get married?
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
• How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
• Things to do when technology gets here
• If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
• Craving a smoke
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• You, standing
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• what do you get if you multiply six by nine
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• What to do if the election is cancelled or postponed
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• Do I stay or run away?
• Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
• What to do if your airline ticket is lost or stolen
• tumble turn
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Twenty-three things to do, or not do, while on steroids
• I'm an English major, you do the math
• Why do I try to kick every pretty thing I see?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• Get Up and Bar the Door
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• The braille on the door was not symbollic of my own blind search for an answer. Or maybe it was.
• Do Not Try to Milk the Pigeons
• Get busy living or get busy dying
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
• Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• Do Her
• When I turned round...
• comma comma down doobie do down down
• Chung Do Kwan
• do not disturb
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do

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