Findings:

• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• Alfred, At Least I'm Trying
• what i'm trying to show you is something that i was shown
• The most satisfactory way to engage in sexual intercourse with the hot trophy wife of your despised employer.
• The things I'm most ashamed of
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• I'm sorry you see things that way
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm getting ahead of myself
• The nine laws of physics which are most likely to kill you
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• Reheating leftover pizza
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm a stranger here myself
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• I remind myself I'm a married woman
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
• Seventeen ways to kill a sentence
• I killed myself with clumsy ghosts.
• I decided to kill myself
• How I nearly killed myself masturbating
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• The Most Difficult Way
• trying to manage grace in the most graceless moments
• The Age in Which We Tried To Find A Better Way to Kill Everybody
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• one way to kill an ostrich
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I'm stopping trying to impress people
• Cowardly Lion
• Courage the Cowardly Dog
• The Cowardly Lion and the Hungry Tiger
• Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I'm
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• Six Ways to Sunday
• imm
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm Losing You
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm with the band
• I walk around when I'm high
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm sorry
• I'm pinching your face!
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• Damn, I'm good.
• Hands off, I'm special
• So. Central Rain
• Im-
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm tired
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm not very cool
• I'm in this for the long haul
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm bored
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm just a bill
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• My cats think I'm a God
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm gay
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm with stupid
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• Women want me when I'm taken
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm falling in love with you
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm game
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm a Pepper
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm tired of calling 911
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• I'm scared
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again

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