I don't know if this was a rescued nodeshell or what, but anyway...
Not two days ago, I heard on the radio that there was a group of people seriously looking into trying to clone Jesus.
The idea is to find an authentic relic (perhaps the Shroud of Turin?) with some intact DNA, and, a la Dolly, the famous sheep, well, clone that dude.
They say that they are looking for a woman to be the new Jesus' surrogate mother. It is not necessary that she be a virgin. (I swear I am not making this up. I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. ;-)
Boy, that's going to be one screwed up kid:
Baby Jesus, to his "mother":You buy me that Hershey bar NOW, dammit! You have to do what I say!!! I'm the SON OF GOD, woman!!! I am the second coming!!! Now gimme!!!"