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• Nobuo Fujita's 400 year old Samurai sword
• The 40 Year Old Virgin
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Getting drunk with 16 year olds
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
• Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
• Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• A dirty old town gets marginally cleaner: Jack gets the hell out of New York City
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• An old guy I saw in the subway
• And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• When I was ten years old
• wizards held captive the fishes of dreaming, souls that had circled their fortress for years
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• Do all soldiers go to hell?
• The Drunk Guy on a Cliff Puzzle
• Neatest trip I've had
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• I've seen what you call a museum, and it hasn't improved in 10 years
• I've seen old men crying at their own gravesides
• old chestnut: horseman and 40 mile army
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• Ode to the 21 year old Korean female who lay dying outside my window
• I am eighteen years old
• I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions
• And had to do with goblin merchant men
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• Do Things The Old Way (category)
• the years do roll on
• poems I had to do for a school project
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• A Fantastic story from an old guy
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Solution to the Drunk Guy on a Cliff Puzzle
• What the hell did I do with my keys this time?
• Best smoke I've ever had
• Year of Hell, Part 2
• 16 year old
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• Seven Years Old, in the YMCA Pool
• 15 year old JavaScript hack
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• the metabolism of a twenty two year old boy
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• Seven Year Old Porridge
• 15 years old
• I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• 40 years together
• What guys do with their penis
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Top Ten Things To Do With An Old Laptop
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• What the hell do you want?
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• Drunk Lady meets Smarmy Guy
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
• A bunch of guys in Australia got wasted and went koala hunting and had the night of their lives
• Admitting diagnosis: Old guy, don't know
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• Jobs I've Had
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• A conversation with old country guys is like being a chicken dentist
• What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
• I had been hungry all the years
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• The most fun I've had doing anything
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I've had you here before
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• I've fucking HAD IT with you, you piece of shit!
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• Babysitting a gigantic five year old
• the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
• food fight
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• I haven't had a wet dream in years
• When the Year Grows Old
• One year old
• Thirty-one year old Lincoln makes a political blueprint, January, 1840
• Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
• Portrait of a 16 Year Old Man
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• How to teach cognitive neuroscience to a four year old
• 17 year old virgin (user)
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• Itzhak Perlman plays a three hundred year old Stradivarius violin
• The really creepy guy at work you are extremely sexually attracted to
• Death of an Eight Year Old
• when trafficking in HOT NAKED PICS OF 18 YEAR OLD SLUTS, consider your sources carefully
• Wet T-shirts and hot summers: a fifteen year old's definition of love
• Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• How to cut and paste in Mac OS
• Thousand Year Old Vampire
• A strange case study of emergent behavior in a 30 year old computer program
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• AS/400
• -40 C
• Job 40
• Isaiah 40
• Jeremiah 40
• Tipping a 40 for Boom-Boom
• 40 Hex
• RPG/400
• Women who can drop a Llama at 40 paces
• Falcon 4.0
• 40 party
• JLA #40
• Life begins at 40
• The 400 Blows
• The Gallic Wars Book 1 Chapter 40
• $400 off is a sucker bet
• Top 40 Music Is Rotting My Brain
• Sense and Sensibility - Chapter 40
• The Transformers #40
• 5/40
• 40 Mile Loop
• Joint Resolution 40
• 400 Blows
• Die Hard 4.0: Live Free or Die Hard
• 40 Albums That Should've Been Hits: 1971
• Rover 400
• MP 40
• 400 B.C.
• Chicken with 40 cloves of garlic
• HTML 4.0
• gabbers 40 (user)
• Project Euler Guide: Problem 40
• Actually
• I actually, um, created, um, thefez
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• The pickup-lines that actually work
• Money is actually Magic Points
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• DOS
• Where do disappearing socks go?
• The right thing to do
• DOS memory management
• do
• What do you want, a cookie?

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