(to the tune of I've been working on the railroad)
I've been working on my
homework
All the live-long day.
I've been working on my
homework
Just to pass the time away.
Can't you hear the
teacher shouting,
"Children, do your work!"
Can't you hear the
children shouting,
"Teacher, you're a
jerk!"
Teacher won't you blow,
Teacher won't you blow,
Teacher won't you blow your
nose?
Teacher won't you blow,
Teacher won't you blow,
Teacher won't you blow your nose?
Someone's in the
bathroom with teacher,
Someone's in the bathroom, I know.
Someone's in the bathroom with teacher,
Swimming in the
toilet bowl.
And singing, "Fee, fi, fiddly-i-o,
Fee-fi fiddly-i-o,
Fee-fi fiddly-i-o,"
Swimming in the toilet bowl.
Sung by small children in summer camp; they don't dare sing it to their teachers.