Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I've drawn a blank on this fellow, I'm afraid. If anybody has an idea, please message me — that is, Clockmaker."

• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Experience has made me bitter
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• In which the bridge has its own ideas
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Forgive me for being afraid of the world
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• I'm Afraid of Malkavians (a parody)
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I'm afraid of posting on e2
• John McCain is a Butthead; I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm Afraid
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm Afraid of Americans
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm afraid of presenting my work
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• feline allergies
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Has anybody seen my rose tinted spectacles?
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• What in the world has come over me
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• The Christmas Season has it in for me.
• Pain has an Element of Blank
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• What golf has taught me
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• He has redefined me, again and again
• Fellow Noders, Lend Me Your Ears
• and you tell me your mind is blank
• Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Are You the New Person Drawn Toward Me?
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• as close to me as drawn gun on a dark street
• Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.

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