Findings:

• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• We get tangled up like wires
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• You can't get there from here
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• Can't Get You Out of My Thoughts
• Get Up, Jack! John, Sit Down!
• You Can't Always Get What You Want
• Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
• Waking up with a dog breathing into your face
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Fixing a water damaged cell phone
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• How to avoid a car accident
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• I've Gotta Get a Message to You
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• The Freshman up at Yale get no tail
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• We like to get together on the weekends and beat up evildoers
• things you can't turn into poetry
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• I can't stand up for falling down
• can't get with
• wake up in a dumpster
• Jack Gets Up
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• It's not a great feat for a smart person to get into a good school
• The Get Up Kids
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Everybody Get Up
• How to get your stuff voted up
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• Can't get you out of my head
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• My ears are always searching for the best sounds. I try not to let my eyes get locked into a particular sight.
• I can't get comfortable here
• Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Go get your wings, the rain is letting up
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• I can't wake up
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
• Antitrust: The Justice Department and 17 states proposed Breaking up Microsoft into two companies.
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• Why can't I get over her
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• I can't "get interested", dumbass
• At least things can't get any worse
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• The nail that sticks up gets hammered down
• Let Us Get Into Your Shorts!
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• Got to Get You into My Life
• Can't we all just get along?
• Get Up and Bar the Door
• We are all starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• If only I could get into her head
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
• Get it up
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
• how to get into UCLA
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• How books get into libraries
• I get up from my sleeping spot
• The hummingbird who kept trying to get into church
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Fall Down Seven Times Get Up Eight
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• You Can't Get to Heaven
• i've been trying to get back to the center
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• Get Up, Stand Up
• Smart enough to get into the Ivy League, not good enough to go to Stanford
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• Can't Hardly Wait
• can't
• White Men Can't Jump
• You Can't Do That on Television
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• Canted
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• we just can't give 'em away!
• You can't have everything
• can't happen
• You can't handle the truth
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• You can't eat a flag
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• You can't defend yourself with a gun!
• You can't love with half a heart
• I can't find the any key
• You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
• All That You Can't Leave Behind
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• I can't see your face in my mind
• You can't look cool carrying a poodle
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• You Can't Have Mary
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• OSS can't fail
• We Can't Dance
• Elephants can't jump
• I can't stop torturing myself
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• You can't chop a tree down with your head
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• How not to faint when you can't move
• I can't hear you
• you can't polish a turd
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• you can't prove that
• Americans can't understand Communism
• You can't fight ideas with bullets
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
• You can't squeeze blood from a stone
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
• We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
• The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Baseball Chronicles III: U Can't Yank R Johnson
• Sorry, I can't hear what you say
• Can't Stop The Music
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners

If you Log in you could create a "I've fallen into a dumpster and I can't get up" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.