Findings:
- From People Out on Dishes and Everything in the Ocean:
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- How to stop a urinal from running
- How do you stop a rhino from charging?
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- how to stop someone's massive bleeding from the femoral artery
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- Things I've learned from Everything
- We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
- Searching E2 from a Mozilla location bar
- People just expect things from me
- Big Questions from Little People
- Quotes from sleeping people
- Creating decorative pieces from red envelopes
- How to node from work
- Getting free pizza
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- how to tell a brachiopod shell from a bivalve mollusk shell
- How to keep your discman from beeping
- How to watch the stars from a secluded island
- Getting free computer parts
- Keeping a cake from sticking to the pan
- I figured out Faith
- Things I've learned about lesbians from porn
- How can people listen to that crap?
- How to get people to leave you alone
- There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
- How to save your car from a porcupine
- Flushing out your enemies from their lair with bad rock music
- How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- How to remove "tagging" information from NT-based FTP sites
- Searching E2 from an Omniweb location bar
- I figured it all out
- Second open letter from Saddam Hussein to the peoples of the United States
- Top 10 Things I've Learned From Conversations with God
- I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
- How to protect yourself from a vampire
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- how to protect yourself from date rape drugs
- How to Get to Heaven from Jacksonville, FL
- how move files from damaged external drive to another drive
- People with Down Syndrome Get an Extra Round from the Global Sumo Tournaments
- If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
- How Higher Education Ruined Movies From My Childhood
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How to screw with people's heads at the mall
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- stop adoring from so far away
- Songs from an American Movie, Vol. 1: Learning How to Smile
- figure out
- How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
- How to remove roommates from showers
- Multiple Personality Disorder from the Inside Out
- Figure It Out
- If I can stop one heart from breaking
- How to jump into water from a height
- These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
- Searching E2 from a Windows MSIE address bar
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- Moving a SharePoint portal from one drive to another
- How to calculate air temperature from a cricket's chirp rate
- How to get SMS death threats from coke dealers in London
- How to validate HTML quickly from Mozilla
- How to read ECU fault codes from some GM cars
- Riding fast on drugs while getting good vibes from the twin plant
- Searching E2 from a Galeon toolbar
- How to unsubscribe someone from a mailing list
- How (and why) to send your mail from another city
- How to wean kids from TV
- We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
- How to prevent records from warping
- From the Earth to the Moon: 21: How a Frenchman Manages an Affair
- Improving your chess game
- A boy and his shadow standing on a long shore trying to figure out the intentions of the sun
- Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
- Things that hang from people's mirrors
- and this is how madness sounds from the inside
- I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
- The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
- I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- if you want, i can help you figure out a nice ending
- we're just trying to figure out what it all means
- Covid-19: masks work, we figured that out YEARS ago
- steal out the eyes from the angels and set them as stars
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- From stars just out of reach
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
- How I found peace staring up at the moon from a gutter in my dreams
- Extracting pure caffeine from tea
- Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- Making a flame appear from your hand
- How to win the gold and prevent a baby from crying
- Things I've learned about vendors from working for a dealership
- The In Sound from Way Out!
- How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
- Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
- how to unlatch a door chain from outside
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- Removing wax from clothing
- Y2K from people who worked that night
- Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
- How to get DC power from AC
- Getting what you want from tech support
- Saving Quicktime movies from a web page
- Technical requests from nontechnical people
- How to quickly pour liquid from a bottle
- Removing a foreign object from your eye
- How to steal from your work
- Fighting the system from the inside out
- Till Eulenspiegel walks the tightrope
- How to recover from a failed BIOS update
- Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
- How far are you from anything?
- I've got to get away from all this escapism
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- Winning a prize from a UFO Catcher
- Opening a command prompt in Windows
- How to work an airplane toilet door lock from the outside
- How I rescued a squirrel from drowning
- How to plan your escape from a relationship
- Famous People from Sheffield
- How to steal newspapers from newspaper vending machines
- Making alcohol from a watermelon
- From books people learn to remember, from mistakes to understand
- How a Sparcstation netboots from a Linux server
- Searching E2 from a Konqueror location bar
- How to derive the maximum enjoyment from crackers
- Making a smoker from a used oven
- Getting a site banned from Google
- From the inside looking out
- An American in Tours
- How I learned the secret of the pendulum from Japanese playground equipment
- How to make LSD from Fosters Beer
- How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
- I've never suffered from nostalgia
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Isolating copper from American pennies
- And then I crawled out from under the table
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
- How much is Zen Buddhism from China exported overseas during the Song period?
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- Getting drinking water from bamboo
- Searching E2 from Mozilla Firefox
- How to make money from the internet
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
- She tries to hold the wind, stop it from crying
- Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker (idea) mp3 (recording)
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
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