Findings:

• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
• I've got a brand new anti-aircraft gun
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• I've got more than enough to eat at home
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• I've Got a Secret
• I've Got the World on a String
• I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• I've got a brand new Bristol nodermeet (collaboration)
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
• I've Got Your McFlurry Right Here: Help Welcome donfreenut to Swinging London
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• I've got the Internet
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• I got sunshine in a bag
• I've got severe gibberish problems
• I've got mine
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• I've got a little list
• empty stomach and full bladder
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• I've got the music in me
• Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants
• Everyone picks their poison. I've got mine.
• I've got socks
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• I've Got a Woman
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• The glass is neither half full nor half empty. It has a design factor of two.
• The glass is half full and half empty
• Lying on the grass in the empty stadium, next to you, regretting the things I've said
• Dirty Ashtray
• ashtray on a motorbike
• Ashtray Heart
• My blue ashtray
• impromptu ashtrays
• Aluminum can ashtray
• Pocket ashtray
• fingers in the ashtray
• ashtray
• ashtray (user)
• bag on the side
• barf bag
• tea bag
• bags
• Sleeping Bag
• body bag
• bag job
• bag of tricks
• bag
• punching bag
• Ugly bags of mostly water
• Carry bag
• The Two Bags
• psychological punching bag
• paper bag
• bag man
• milk in bags
• plastic bag
• Changing Bag
• Courier Bag
• brown bag foul
• old chestnut: N bags of coins
• answer: N bags of coins
• Pull out of the bag
• loot bag
• There's an alien in your bag
• Ziploc bag omelet
• chicken bag
• Bag of Bones
• anti-static bag
• Bag End
• Tobacco Use Disorder
• dime bag
• Getting paid overtime to check people's bags for dangerous iced tea
• messenger bag
• Politzer bag
• Litter Bag
• static protection bag
• Adrenaline Bag
• Finding a dime bag on the street
• Gamow Bag
• brown bag
• bag up
• ditty bag
• goodie bag
• lucky bags
• bear bag
• doggie bag
• bag rating
• Vomit Bag
• 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag
• Ladmo Bag
• Paper Bag Party
• Stores that require you to check your bags at the door
• Jiffy Bag
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• recycling bag
• piss bag
• bag in a box
• Let the cat out of the bag
• Doggie Bag (user)
• goon bag
• shacker bag
• dilly bag
• bag of devouring
• Goldfish in a ziplock bag
• how to make a roasting bag
• Letting My Cat Outta the Bag
• rice bag
• Sacco bags
• Bag of Crushed Child (user)
• desert water bag
• You didn't even keep one bag?
• Tote bag
• piping bag
• Japanese airsickness bags
• bug out bag
• Typed Resume (Bag With That)
• Putting groceries in a paper bag
• Exit bag
• Spain's Golden Age packs its bags
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• Kitten in a bag
• Does your soul cast about like an old paper bag?
• There and Back Again: Eating Our Way from Bag End to the Grey Havens, A Hobbit's Tale
• Duffel bag
• He dreams between yesterdays, Cliff’s Hand Bag and Fade away blue
• paper bag (user)
• bum bag
• Bag of Floppy Dongs
• A Semester in the Life of a Garbage Bag
• Tucker bag
• Hobo's bag
• Your organic hemp shopping bag alone cannot save the world
• Douche bag
• Japanese Fruit Bag
• How to make a Flaming Bag of Poop
• Six Demon Bag
• magic murder bag
• The Loss of the Black Bag
• The Glass Cat Finds the Black Bag
• The Man with The Frederick's of Hollywood bag
• lift bag
• Where plastic bags go to die
• who writes cryptic messages on tea bags?
• a small black bag containing all secret places
• Bag of Crushed Child II: Child, Crushed and Bagged
• a two dollar bag of clowns
• A paper bag is a form of culture
• Cat. Bag. Out.
• Bad Sistuh bites the bag
• go bag
• Oil bag
• Bag of Crushed Child Netflix Original Miniseries
• Drawstring bag
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• My mother loves me. She uses the good sandwich bags.
• Empty
• Leave him in an empty room with a tape recorder
• empty set

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