Findings:

• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• Why I've never been ice skating
• I never intended to make my parents happy
• I've Never Been to Me
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• I've never asked a heart for rent money
• I've been trying to count the stars
• these couplets are a waste of time; i never seem to make them scan
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• Since I've Been Loving You
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• I've been wallowing in my own chaotic insecure delusions
• Whatever Makes You Happy On A Friday Night... (document)
• i've been changed, and i am starving
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• two positives never make a negative
• i've never thought much of formulaic verse anyway
• I've been cordially invited to join the visceral realists
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• anybody can make lights
• I've frequently not been on boats
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• Whatever makes you happy on a Friday night
• i've been trying to get back to the center
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• I've never
• How To Make An Elephant Deliriously Happy
• I've been here for 5 hours
• I've been crowned the king of it
• Oceania has never been at war
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• I've been living my life half asleep
• Evolution has never been observed
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• you have never been safe
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I've been a woman for too long
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I've Been Tired
• I've been on the net (user)
• love like you've never been hurt
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• I've always been a bit of a joker
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• I've been waiting forever
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• I’ve been completed
• It's been so long since I've known this feeling
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• Sweet 16 and never been kissed
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• I've Never met a nice South African
• I've been shot!
• I've been duped by Satan!
• Letters I've written, never meaning to send
• I've been working on my homework
• winning the lottery after realizing that money can't make you happy
• Things on e2 other than XP that will make you happy
• I've been searching
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• You'll Never Make Love in This Town Again
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
• I've been expecting you
• The kind of day that makes you want to lock your bedroom door, start masturbating and never stop
• I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Never Been Kissed
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
• I've never suffered from nostalgia
• I've been dead a long time
• I've been smoking ever since
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• -able
• As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
• Sometimes I am able
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• Seth Able
• Disabled, but able to rock!
• Most men will not swim before they are able to
• able ayo (user)
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Able (user)
• Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
• Such tattered wings. Still able to fly
• Able and Baker Part Ways
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• anybody
• Is there anybody out there?
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• Has anybody seen my rose tinted spectacles?
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• anybody (user)
• Anybody Out There?
• Anybody's Bike Book
• it went like this, as near as anybody can tell
• You get what anybody gets, you get a lifetime
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• Is anybody there?
• been through the fire
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Evolution is only a theory
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• You've Been Dumped
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• It's been lovely
• Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
• Everything that there is to do with electronic instruments has been done
• It's All Been Done Before
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• The software hath been released
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• Could I Have Been?
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Your computer has been cracked
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• You've Been Framed
• I had been hungry all the years
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• It's been real
• AES may have been broken
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• The ceiling of innovation has been reached
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander

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