Findings:

• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• I've Never Been to Me
• Why I've never been ice skating
• I never intended to make my parents happy
• You'll Never Make Love in This Town Again
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• I've never suffered from nostalgia
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Letters I've written, never meaning to send
• The kind of day that makes you want to lock your bedroom door, start masturbating and never stop
• anybody can make lights
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• I've Never met a nice South African
• I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
• two positives never make a negative
• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
• I've been wallowing in my own chaotic insecure delusions
• I've never asked a heart for rent money
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• I've been expecting you
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• I've been living my life half asleep
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• I've been searching
• I've frequently not been on boats
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• I've been here for 5 hours
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• How To Make An Elephant Deliriously Happy
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• I've Been Tired
• Since I've Been Loving You
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• i've never thought much of formulaic verse anyway
• I've been on the net (user)
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• I've been cordially invited to join the visceral realists
• I've been trying to count the stars
• I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Things on e2 other than XP that will make you happy
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• I've been dead a long time
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• I've never
• I’ve been completed
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• Evolution has never been observed
• I've been shot!
• Never Been Kissed
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• I've been crowned the king of it
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• i've been trying to get back to the center
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• I've been duped by Satan!
• you have never been safe
• i've been changed, and i am starving
• these couplets are a waste of time; i never seem to make them scan
• I've been a woman for too long
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• I've been smoking ever since
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Oceania has never been at war
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• love like you've never been hurt
• I've been waiting forever
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• Whatever makes you happy on a Friday night
• winning the lottery after realizing that money can't make you happy
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I've been working on my homework
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Whatever Makes You Happy On A Friday Night... (document)
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• Sweet 16 and never been kissed
• I've always been a bit of a joker
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• It's been so long since I've known this feeling
• Happy Mondays
• happy jason (user)
• How to keep a Siamese Fighting Fish happy
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• Happy Halloween
• A happy girl
• Happy Endings
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Commit to paper the chances I've missed, the girls I've loved, the dogs I've kissed
• I've got more than enough to eat at home
• Men make more money than women
• Make 7-Up Yours
• If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody's around, does it make a sound?
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Ugh, no lights. Make jerky!
• Ideally, the words should make sense
• make install
• Using silica as a weapon
• Smoke ring cannon
• The second glance over the shoulder that makes you think: What if?
• Make the Pie Higher by George W. Bush
• break before make
• first failed attempt to make an electromagnet
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• Make Me a Channel of Your Peace
• an empty vessel makes much noise
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• Taking Drugs To Make Music To Take Drugs To
• We did not make this up
• "Make the tax cuts permanent" is a phony issue.
• The torches are lit. Let's make a map.
• Rose tinted sunrise with hundreds of pillow clouds pretending to make a quilt
• do. make. live.
• She could run a spiel like nobody's business. She could sell the world and make you wish for more.
• MAKE Santa Fe
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• What Difference Does It Make
• Never say die
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• Tomorrow Never Knows
• I am never alone
• Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
• Never Let Me Down Again
• Why the alternate worlds in science fiction are never our world
• letter I never sent
• You never forget that forgetting's required
• Marks which will never be broken
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• the little friendship that never was
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• never rainbow Dream
• Cheaters never prosper! (e2poll)
• Never Ending Tour
• The sun never shines in my dreams
• never call a baby a shellfish
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• A mistake never felt so right
• -able
• Look now. We won't be able to see this again.
• I may or may not have been naked
• You know you've been away from home too long
• Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
• The ceiling of innovation has been reached
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• a secret cabal of squirrels has been slowly terraforming the world behind our backs
• Happy New Year
• happy hunting ground
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• Happy Reminiscence
• Happy Songs for Happy People
• Camels Are Happy To Open A Shop Of Hankerchiefs
• Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Things I've learned about lesbians from porn
• Ive Brussel
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• Make an in

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