Findings:

• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Letters I've written, never meaning to send
• It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• forever falling, but never losing altitude
• always morning, but never breakfast
• Skim this life but never live
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• A profile is never motionless before our eyes
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• I've Never met a nice South African
• Never wanted to injure someone that much
• Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Just before never waking
• executed but never exposed
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• can i turn off this machine before it destroys everything that i've loved?
• Pretty Butt (user)
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• They are all pretty but fading.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Why I've never been ice skating
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• Never define your value by the scale of someone else's weakness
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• I've Never Been to Me
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• I am but a moth before your flame
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• Forever blue, but never black
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• Before You Hear It From Someone Else
• It never rains but it pours
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• I saw women acte, a thing that I never saw before
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• pretty, but
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• we can give up, but the world never will
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• never again is what you swore the time before
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
• I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• I know this road pretty well, for I've chased many a honey-bee over it.
• I've never
• i've never thought much of formulaic verse anyway
• I've never asked a heart for rent money
• I've never suffered from nostalgia
• The most fun I've had doing anything
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• Never enter a public restroom with someone you hope to impress
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
• I've had you here before
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• The pickup-lines that actually work
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• Love Actually
• A consequence of actually feeling
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• what we call human nature is actually human habit
• BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
• Well, actually
• Where to actually reintroduce wolves
• ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• The Nightmare Before Christmas
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• Before
• Close the door before you leave
• Just before you make that next move...
• Kneel before Zod!
• home before the leaves fall
• Chronology of communication before electricity
• best before date
• cleaning your hotel room before the maid arrives
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• comma before conjunction
• In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
• Vaguer than before. Slip.
• Ground rush
• Wei Chi, before completion
• Think before you speak
• Before Choice Disturbs
• Before Choice Disturbs Poem
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• the days before porn
• A buddha before history
• RFC 1882
• Undercover "Jesus" Surfaces Before Departure
• Early, before our hands knew what to do
• It's All Been Done Before
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• before you
• Cool corn soup and spicy spinach before going away at the end of summer
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• Things I had not seen before coming to America
• Process before product
• People have fucked up before
• paying someone to flush your toilets
• Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
• Puking Onstage Before a Live Audience, or: The Pooka Did It
• Pride goes before the fall.
• Grace before beer
• Before Sunrise
• What to know before you invest in stocks
• Advice my father gave me before I left for college
• sail before steam
• Prayers before Mass

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