Findings:
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- We Can all Die Like This
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- I have too much to say
- Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
- Logitech Driving Force Wheel
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- I never knew how much snow it took to flush a toilet.
- You can never become anything if you're not good at math
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- I can hear your thoughts much too clearly
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
- How much more can we bear?
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
- Using a command line
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How to use Windows regularly without hating it (much) : part two
- Never felt so much like singing the blues
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
- how to use an automatic transmission
- Something I Can Never Have
- Can I masturbate too much?
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- How can an atheist have morals?
- use every day as a gift to sharpen the sword that is your soul, to become a master of your own life
- How I feel is like a burning sun behind clouds of rain
- You have far too much time on your hands
- I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
- How you can become infected with HIV
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- Can I use my manhood as a weapon?
- I've spent too much time leading horses to water
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- How to use Windows regularly without hating it (much)
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
- I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
- i've never thought much of formulaic verse anyway
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
- How I used an optical illusion to become marginally more attractive to the opposite sex
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- I have spent all night paging you
- Madmen have a world all their own
- All of these thoughts came from my mind?
- I've got to get away from all this escapism
- they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
- I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- These Are All My Thoughts On Colleen Stan
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
- how life is all about loving and being loved
- It's like you don't carrot all
- my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- How it all began
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- some say he was never here at all
- All I have left to lose
- Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
- All the feels (e2poll)
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- Darkness creeps, scouring empty halls, seeking all it can devour
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- One letter can make all the difference
- never stop trying to capture the uncapturable. it helps us all.
- when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
- You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
- all living things must above all else have hope
- We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- these are the wolves who run all night
- I don't remember all that much
- All men are like grass, and all their glory is like the flowers of the field.
- all true revelation will seem like common sense unraveling before you
- We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- All I can do
- Yes; all of these and more.
- Having narcissists for family is like not having family at all (category)
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- All the fairies have gone
- she likes to dance on the edge. it's all she's known and she won't change now
- Every day adds a new worry, on the last day they all disappear
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
- How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
- all we can do is keep moving forward
- you have all forgotten the taste of death
- What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- Where Have All the Catherines Gone?
- This is the last talk. Do you want to sit together quietly for a while? All right, sirs, sit quietly for a while.
- it's there for all to see, and yet some people never see it
- and this too is a part of it all
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- after all these years
- USPSTF: Screen all adults for unhealthy alcohol use
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- All these words are wrong
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- we can all just be around other people
- all you have to do is think and they'll grow
- All at once and at last
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
- all we can see is open road, telephone poles, a sun that is always setting
- You like me in all the wrong rooms
- And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
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