Findings:

• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I don't believe in falling in love
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I don't believe in people
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• What makes me beautiful
• Take off your band-aid, 'cause I don't believe in touchdowns
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Ten reasons why creation scientists don't believe in evolution
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• I don't believe in ghosts
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Being a dickhead
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• How Beautiful You Are
• I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• Don't tell her she's beautiful
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• 1.) Everything is beautiful; 2.) Except me
• Once you don't believe in the afterlife, it's not worth dying anymore
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• Beautiful, but wrong
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• I don't believe the things you are saying are true
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• But how's the grilled cheese? A GCP reunion and nodermeet in St. Louis, Jan 2006
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• You say you love; but with a voice
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• but don't take my word for it
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Beautiful Times (Or: How I Embraced the Escapist Mindset and Tuned in to My Imagination)
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• I Don't Believe in the Sun
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I don't believe in anything
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• Don't Believe the truth
• You don't believe in evolution?
• I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Her photography captured little beautifuls and me
• I don't believe in magic; I believe in atoms
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• I don't believe in Forever
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• I Don't Believe in Love
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• it's not what you node, but how you node
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Narcissism rears its beautiful but self-absorbed head
• indomitable in battle against a beautiful, but harsh landscape
• Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• don't believe everything you read on the internet
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl

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