Findings:
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- Go ahead. I am merely a secondary character in your life story.
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I am not a real person
- Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
- You can now flame me, I am full of love
- I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
- Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
- I am real; I happened to you
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
- Society made me what I am
- Look at me, I am moving on
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
- I know the world will hate me for who I am.
- It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
- Stars cross me, holy
- I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
- The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
- I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- Take Me As I Am
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- In another world, I am you and you are me
- Watch Me: I Am a Woman
- Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- i am always awake. what do you require of me?
- why am i me, and you're you?
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
- You remind me of a cartoon character
- lord help me, for i am weak
- i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
- There is no real me
- David Bowie freaked me out and then some
- David Cross
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- the real me
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
- Real Me
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
- I Am
- The struggle is real
- am
- Luke, I am your father
- Pan American Games
- I am the Walrus
- I look better when I am wet
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- I think therefore I am
- I am not making this up
- You Am I
- I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
- Am I my brother's keeper?
- Trans Am
- Why I am bitter and angry.
- I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- I am the very model of a modern teenage Cyberpunk
- What am I, chopped liver?
- I fell off the ferris wheel and now I am paralyzed and bitter
- Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
- Texas A&M University
- I am not a hippie!
- I am not a hacker
- I am not a big sister anymore
- Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
- I am Joe's...
- I Am Invincible!
- I am Canadian
- Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
- I am well. And you?
- A.M. Klein
- In caressing your follicles I am only vaguely reminded of the bitter harvest
- I am happy
- I am not a geek
- I am pointing a gub at you
- 8:16 AM
- I Am He that Aches with Love
- Why I am a Lucy Stoner
- I do not fit in; I am not alone
- I am stretched on your grave
- I am not a mind reader
- I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
- AM radio
- And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- I am yours
- The Learning Channel
- Apparently I am a potential rapist
- I am in you
- I am a little world made cunningly
- I am afraid of permanence
- I am a rock
- I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
- I am not a babysitter
- BQN: I am. - Prologue
- Am I in love or still on crack?
- I am now a college graduate
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
- Am I gay?
- All that I am and ever want to be
- I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
- I am the greatest!
- Right now I am floating
- I am a Christian
- I sometimes think I am too much
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- I am not ashamed to be a consumer
- How am I doing?
- I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
- I am semi-Christian
- Why I am no longer a journalist
- Who am I
- Sunrise, 5:01 am
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- I am not depressed
- I am never alone
- I Am Startled Again And Again
- Today I am going to learn to fly
- I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
- I think, therefore I am that I am
- I am not anyone's "type" so far
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- I am a feminist
- What I am not
- I fear nothing. I believe nothing. I am free.
- I am the cheese
- Flax seeds will save your life
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- 2 AM Walmart run
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- I am a little concerned about my state of mind
- It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
- AM/PM
- I am not Batman
- I am a friend of a rape survivor
- I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
- How I am glutted with conceit of this!
- Here I am World
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- I am a horrible driver
- I Am a Camera
- I am a confessional
- I am an American mutt
- I am not an attractive man
- I AM ANALOG
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