Findings:

• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• If you would be seated
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• A whimper would be fine
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Where would America be without Canada?
• There Will Be Blood
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• eternity would be boring
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• If you would be so kind
• Let there be another next time
• I never thought it would be like this
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• On the comet there will be much pie
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• she couldn’t go and be beautiful
• Every poem is a silence that needed to be broken
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• That Would Be Enough
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• There can be only one
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Just to see what it would be like
• you had to be there
• That I Would Be Good
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• That would be me
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Never be the first to let go
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Be a problematic duck over there
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• what would it take to be serene again?
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• The Ten Commandments revised
• No place I'd rather be
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• There Must Be Someone
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• The best kind of bartender
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• In the spark of an enemy, there will be salvation
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• You must be given piggyback rides wherever you go
• The Man Who Would Be King
• There will be time
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Who Will Be There
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Some things that fly there be
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Where's the kaboom?
• There need to be more powers
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• Mind without body
• all the cute guys will be there
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• Be there or be square
• There is some place I need to be
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Let Us Be Merry Before We Go
• There will never be another you
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• There will be no more stories to read
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• it would be hilarious if only
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• there will be a last
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• Life without music would be a mistake
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters

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