Findings:
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
- I'm still Big Red (user)
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
- Big Bone Lick
- I'm Proud of You
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
- Hands off, I'm special
- I'm pinching your face!
- Ain't Gonna Bump No More With No Big Fat Woman
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- I'm just a bill
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- the words I'm after
- I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- I'm the world's worst psychic
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- Im-
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- I'm
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- I'm bored
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- Im Elvis (user)
- this is how i'm going to die.
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I'm feeling like a custard now
- "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- I'm Waiting for the Man
- I'm a Pepper
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
- Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot
- I'm tired of calling 911
- I'm leaving, you all suck
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- My Big Fat Greek Wedding
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- Snouts in the Trough: How Big Calories funds fat activism
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- So. Central Rain
- I'm tired
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I'm not sure
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- I'm not drinking any more
- I'm in this for the long haul
- I'm Your Fan
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- I'm a little ICBM
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- The Big Fat Kill
- I'm Going Home
- I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- I'm gonna make you come tonight
- I'm a writer. What are you?
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- Women want me when I'm taken
- I'm a sucker for a good accent
- i'm afraid of hipsters
- If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
- I'm no Whitman...
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- I'm sorry that you feel that way
- Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
- I'm game
- I'm falling in love with you
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- I'm scared
- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- I'm alone in Geneva!
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- I'm with stupid
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- imm
- IM
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- I'm Losing You
- Big fat Romanian (user)
- I walk around when I'm high
- I'm sorry
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm with the band
- Damn, I'm good.
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- Big Fat Snake
- 418 I'm a teapot
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- I'm Glad
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- I'm not very cool
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- I'm not that kinda girl
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- Is this the blues I'm singing?
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- I'm my own Grandpaw
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- I'm gay
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- My cats think I'm a God
- I'm not this cool in real life
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- Thank God I'm an Atheist
- i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
- I'm a little tea pot
- 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
- I'm not a part of this world
- I'm nobody! Who are you?
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
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