Findings:

• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• i'm feeling very small and very large all at once
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm going to kill you
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I'm All You Can Think About
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• I'm coming home, I promise
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Now I'm Nothing
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Set the table, Victoria, I'm coming home
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Being a dickhead
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm not racist but...
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm bored
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm not very cool
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm not that kinda girl
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• So. Central Rain
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm tired
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm just a bill
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• I'm Losing You
• imm
• I'm pinching your face!
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Im-
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• Hands off, I'm special
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• My cats think I'm a God
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm gay
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• IM
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• I'm with the band
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Im Elvis (user)
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm not sure
• I'm sorry
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• all words go somewhere and nothing is ever lost
• all net, nothing but territory
• Damn, I'm good.
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I'm not drinking any more
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I'm Glad
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm in this for the long haul
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up

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