Findings:

• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm in love: A reflection on life
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• Incomplete two-word sentences with which to end your life
• I'm falling in love with you
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• End of a love story
• Sadness is just a crack in my life that I fall into, sometimes
• A monkey is for life, not just for Christmas
• I fell in love with her first
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• It's okay. The puppy just DIES and that's the end of the movie.
• Friday, I'm in love
• I'm just guessing
• i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• I'm sorry you see things that way
• Sentences with which to end your life
• Perhaps I should take this as a lesson and end all loves with a Smith & Wesson.
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• How I fell in love with Alice
• How the Story of Oz Came to an End
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
• Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I love technology I just wouldn't let it date my sister
• Friendship's just another kind of love
• Just as well I came along
• You find that your life is just the mascara on your pillow
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• This is the end of the easy life
• Our love is eternal. The night will end. The dragon is forever. Good will prevail. Mother sits on her throne.
• Our love is eternal. The night will end. The dragon is forever. Good wil prevail. Mother sits on her throne.
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Dance Me to the End of Love
• A girl who fell in love with a stove
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• The day I fell in love
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm just a bill
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• How I fell in love
• This is how the world ends: a love story
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• i'm just a girl
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• Remember I'm awful, in love with you
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm just sayin'
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• "Why is my mom three thousand miles away?": Life After The E2 End of Summer Denial of School Northwest Gathering
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• How I came to love tea
• I'm just sayin'.
• Tell the Center I'm Sorry
• She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
• A Room That Said I’m Sorry
• I'm Not Sorry
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• I'm Not In Love
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• I just love that word Refooooorm!
• She said she loved me. The knife came down.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• Let's just call it love, and split the difference
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• i'm sorry your toys hurt people
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• a love letter at the end of the world or perhaps the beginning
• Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
• It's only love: at the end of the day, there are still thunderstorms and sunsets
• Life Ends
• End of Life Plan
• End of Life care at the edge of our solar system
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• Love's End
• I fell in love with her fist
• The PRECISE moment America fell slightly out of love with Michael Jackson
• I think I fell in love with her right then and right there
• 9 boyfriends later and I just came in my Pilates class
• It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
• I'm sorry
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• So. Central Rain
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• The girl you fell in love with
• Life does not end at high school
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• I'm sorry for your loss
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
• Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
• I'm so sorry
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• I knew before I met you just how we would end
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• I'm not old enough to love you
• I'm an Amateur at Life
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000

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