Findings:
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- Better Off Dead
- Top 10 Things I've Learned From Conversations with God
- Dead people I have known
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
- Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
- Things I've learned from Everything
- return from the dead
- From People Out on Dishes and Everything in the Ocean:
- I've had you here before
- I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
- My heart is nothing more than an engine forged from the remnants of a dead star
- Save us from the horror of dull dead trees: a marathon E2 Quest
- Dead People Server
- From the Dead
- Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
- Y2K from people who worked that night
- I am Abraham Lincoln, come back from the dead to clone dinosaurs and bring the war to the Congo
- 7 Japanese people are still missing, presumed dead
- I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
- Better Dead Than Red
- Treatment of corporations
- It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
- The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
- It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
- Polaroids from the Dead
- Light from a Dead Star
- Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
- Back From the Dead
- the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
- I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
- Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
- I've got to get away from all this escapism
- Famous People from Sheffield
- These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
- Things I've learned about lesbians from porn
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- impossible now to discern which had cleaved a heart from the errant which had missed the mark.
- Big Questions from Little People
- People with Down Syndrome Get an Extra Round from the Global Sumo Tournaments
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
- Best smoke I've ever had
- I've never suffered from nostalgia
- Dead links in writeups
- You had better...!!!
- If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
- LPPR: Remembering the dead from the war on drugs
- My Dead Grandmother and Crowbars From Hell
- I see dead people
- From my cold dead hands
- Not very sterile, but better than dead
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- Gravity sorts the living from the dead
- I've been dead a long time
- I saw dead people
- two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
- Indigenous people are better than you
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- Association of Dead People
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- Notes from the dead
- Living for the reasons of the dead that moved to paper from their heads
- Things that hang from people's mirrors
- Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- lost in the wind from a butterfly's wings
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- People just expect things from me
- Quotes from sleeping people
- Technical requests from nontechnical people
- Second open letter from Saddam Hussein to the peoples of the United States
- The people from work table
- The South had the right to secede from the Union
- Things I've learned about vendors from working for a dealership
- Bringing them back from the dead
- Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
- And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
- She tries to hold the wind, stop it from crying
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- hug from Hagrid
- Jobs I've Had
- I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- From books people learn to remember, from mistakes to understand
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
- I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- I've fucking HAD IT with you, you piece of shit!
- The most fun I've had doing anything
- Hickory Wind
- My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
- I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions
- had better
- Neatest trip I've had
- Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
- worse things have happened to better people
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- I've got better things to do than drugs
- I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
- better
- Better Living Through Chemistry
- Better Than Ezra
- better, faster, cheaper
- I look better when I am wet
- in the wind
- Nobody Does It Better
- females are better than males
- Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
- Much better than a piss test
- Everything's better with vocoders!
- A better place
- 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
- It's better to have loved and lost
- An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
- Ideas are better than apples
- Why chocolate is better than sex
- CD vs. vinyl
- When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
- It's better to be hated than ignored
- The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
- Better in the original
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- It doesn't get any better than this
- Better Living Through Circuitry
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
- Why IRC is better than Real Life
- Why Real Life is better than IRC
- six steps to better software
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- Are we better than everything else?
- A better life through lying
- Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
- This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
- Some Days are Better than Others
- 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
- A better door
- all other times are better than 6 am
- Better Business Bureau
- all better
- I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
- What Everything does better than anything else
- Smurfs are the key to a better world
- Not everything is better spoken aloud
- I can degrade myself better than you can
- Better the devil you know
- Original better than the sequel
- Something Even Better
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- There's no better mirror than a child
- Nothing's better than rocking out
- Is a crush better than a relationship?
- Making a Better Plastic Cup
- My Bitch Better Have My Money
- Better safe than sorry
- Tourist children's souls taste better
- Rebeca Martinez
- better late than never
- There were times better than this
- E2 can only get better (e2poll)
- Love will fill us up, will make us better than
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
- Better things to do? (e2poll)
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