Findings:

• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• A Tail of Two Monkeys
• What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• I couldn't care less about diversity
• I couldn't see them through all the corn
• I knew I couldn't build a cat
• I couldn't see past my second eyes
• They couldn't install the DSL.
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• It couldn't be
• I just couldn't work like that
• Hi, I couldn't help noticing that your life sucks
• I couldn't sit, it was Thursday
• You couldn't use a time machine to visit the 13th century
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Why my sister couldn't let go of the electric dog fence
• Nord and Bert Couldn't Make Head or Tail of It
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• I couldn't care less
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Because I couldn't
• It Couldn't Be Done
• You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel.
• a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
• I couldn't sleep for days after this awful dream.
• I Started Something I Couldn't Finish
• I Couldn't Paint Golden Angels
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• we couldn't find the address
• The boy who couldn't look at himself
• she couldn’t go and be beautiful
• It couldn't hurt
• Before I realized I couldn't cure you
• I told her I couldn't sleep
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• My chest roared. I couldn't help myself.
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• Why couldn't John
• Thinking I could do it by myself and learning I couldn't.
• What Noah couldn't know-ah
• Time has inertia we couldn't observe
• It couldn't be us
• remember when computers couldn't walk?
• 11 reasons I couldn't finish this node
• It was the Fourth Verse that they couldn't deal with
• You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• Couldn't you have named it anything else
• give
• give head
• Give a flying fuck
• Give the Anarchist a Cigarette
• Give me a break!
• Gives
• Things that give our life meaning
• Things that give life meaning
• we just can't give 'em away!
• Don't give up
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• Give a run
• Give one a bit
• Give one a cuff
• Give one a stab
• Give one the blanket
• Give one the works
• Give up
• I give myself
• Give All to Love
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Give equal rights to gays
• Give it the old college try
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• If You Give a Mouse a Cookie
• Could you give a little turtle a shot?
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Just give him the damned fish
• Give a man a fish
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• How to give a blowjob
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• When life gives you lemons
• Give Me Louisiana
• How to give your man a good backrub
• Don't Give Me Names
• Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• When your presents give me hives
• Give 'Em The Boot II
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
• Thousand-word paragraphs give me a headache
• What would you give your left arm for?
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Give Peace a Chance
• Give Me A Home and Away
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• A drug that gives instant orgasms
• Press the Eject and Give Me the Tape
• How To Give Birth to a Bookstore
• What I wouldn't give for a pit full of lions
• progression by two
• I know, let's give shit away
• Give Me the Brain
• How to give a hug
• Give Me Strength
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Give me a moment, please
• It gives a clear and present light
• The things we give away
• I don't give a toss
• Things you give people that they keep
• Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
• Give Me Your Children
• talking can only give you away
• Give yourself up
• More than he was willing to give
• Give Blood: fence saber against a left-handed man
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• You give them a good excuse to cry
• And What You Give Is What You Get
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• Give in to flirtation
• The note I didn't give to the woman in the bookstore
• Give Us A Clue
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Something's Gotta Give
• give out
• Give me back my bike!
• Give My Regards to Broadway
• Never Give an Inch
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• Through this warm electricity I will give you bark branches and leaves curling upward into a safe sky
• Give Me Leave to Rail at You
• Give Thanks that You Are Not a Poor Urchin
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• Give me my long sword, ho!
• No government can ever give you freedom
• how to give anyone artificial dandruff
• Give your tax refund to charity
• If I Had the World to Give
• Give In, Or Give Up
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• How to give a hand massage
• How to give a shoulder massage
• How to give a good PowerPoint presentation
• Giving a handjob to a woman
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• How to make breasts give milk
• Give 'em Enough Rope
• How to give yourself a manicure
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• If you want lonely I will give you white water flapping against a little boat
• Give Me the Splendid Silent Sun
• Give me a cookie!
• give it a go
• Give Way
• Just enough to give the shadows color
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Give everything you can to everyone you know
• Give a man a mask and he'll tell you the truth

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