Findings:

• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• I don't like grass
• You don't have to remember my name
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• Take off your band-aid, 'cause I don't believe in touchdowns
• I don't like the drugs
• A reason to drink
• I Don't Believe in Love
• I don't believe in Forever
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• As You Like It III.ii
• What pornos would have us believe
• Once you don't believe in the afterlife, it's not worth dying anymore
• I don't believe in magic; I believe in atoms
• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
• As You Like It III.i
• I don't have a television set
• People who don't smoke will never die
• I don't believe in ghosts
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I Don't Like Mondays
• we are finite creatures. if we act selfishly, what have we accomplished?
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• Why don't I have votes today?
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• love like you don't need the money
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• she didn't believe in kissing outside of art
• Never believe your users
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• As You Like It I.i
• As You Like It I.ii
• As You Like It I.iii
• As You Like It II.i
• As You Like It II.ii
• As You Like It II.iii
• As You Like It II.iv
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• At night, she still believes in him
• She didn't believe in transcendence
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Cats don't have brakes
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Stoned music memories
• Problems with E2 user poetry
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I don't think I like your system
• I don't believe the things you are saying are true
• As You Like It II.vii
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• You don't have any real problems
• No, I don't have channel 11
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Act like you know
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• As You Like It II.vi
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• I don't believe in people
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I don't believe in anything
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• As You Like It II.v
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• I don't believe in falling in love
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Don't Believe the truth
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• You don't believe in evolution?
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• I believe you have my stapler
• I believe love and cats have nine lives.
• she wants to believe
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• Ten reasons why creation scientists don't believe in evolution
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• I don't see like you
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• I don't like moving.
• Baptist jokes
• Why I don't like enlightenment
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• I don't like my smile
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• I don't think I like love
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• don't believe everything you read on the internet
• Think globally, don't act.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Work like you don't need the money
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• If you don't like it, leave
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• So you don't have to
• Don't mope, act!

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