Findings:

• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• They have no bones.
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• I have no memory of my Mother
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• People want what they cannot have
• They must have faces
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Our calendars have no meaning
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• They could have saved Kevin
• sometimes during the rainy season they find bones in the gardens
• They did so because they believed they could.
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• I shiver because I think you make my bones glow.
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Gorilla with no bones
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• It is cold and we have no writeups.
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• On the Air Because They Care
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Californians have no soul
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• I have no browser and I must node!
• You stole what they would have given you
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• I would like to have emotions
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• They Have a Word for It
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• They have taken enough
• fruit flies like a banana
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• How to eat a banana like a chimp
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• No, I don't have channel 11
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Heart, have no pity
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Everything you like and the guests we'll feed (because you are, that's why)
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• because I have given up any care
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• That's my heart lying in the gutter there; a heart like a shattered banana.
• Make no bones about it
• Dry bones can harm no one
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• I have no hair
• I have no complaint
• I have no faith in your God
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Where the streets have no name
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Kids have no concept of time
• Words Have No Meaning
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Computers have no sense of time
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• I have no idea!! (user)
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Atheists have no support group
• Chipirones en su tinta
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• You have no power over me
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human

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