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• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• Consolation Prize: In the aftermath of the Seattle Debauch, we all must do our part
• The Loudmouthed E2 Seattle Debauch
• Things I'll do now that he's gone
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• Tomorrow will come. Yesterday has gone. The Now is here.
• Has the world gone completely mad?
• E2 has gone CRAZY!
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• Everyone has a 'true ghost story' story
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Fixing a water damaged cell phone
• How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
• Noders are Clean: The Aftermath of an e2 Party
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Gathering and Aftermath Nodes (document)
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• and now forever frozen in time he
• In the foyer of my mind, he remains, never venturing into the parlor
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Turning a dorm room into a room
• My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
• Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
• How to turn a crack house into a crack home
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• To everyone's relief he's still alive and kicking
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• ray gun
• and now it's gone like a dream
• Who am I now that you're gone?
• Your hair has turned white
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• He who has ears, let him hear
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• he fell into shadow, fighting a great evil
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step.
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• How the capital letters turned into the small letters
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
• my piss turned into molten hot, chunky oatmeal
• He eventually disappeared into the morning fog
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• Everyone has their antarctic
• Everyone Has Wings In Heaven
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• Everyone has something they can't cook
• Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• everyone has these, right?
• To escape a house gone mad
• He's Gone
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• Everyone Has a Jack Ruby Story
• FBI Investigation into Cockfighting at Multiple E2 Nodermeets Between 2002 and 2007
• Where has the grace gone?
• I see these eyes that lit my life. Now they're cold and dark and gone.
• What you call truth is a blur. What you call knowledge is a rusty memory. What you call trust is a hope, a loyalty which has gone untested.
• Ray gunn (user)
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• Monkey Gone Mad
• The worm has turned
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Socks, now 19, has cancer.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• A Past Gone Mad
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
• Now he dances to bring her back.
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
• And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• now he just uses one he saw on a grave
• mad he (user)
• how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• I hope this won't turn into an infestation
• The smoke turned into rain
• How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• Run and turn into butter
• Turn a simple LED into a beautiful bass light show
• How to turn any number into a 9
• How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
• Now coming down, out of this swandive, into your arms
• Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• Watermelon hookah
• he has her eyes
• Everyone has an accent
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Everyone has a dead bird story
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• Everyone has an Erect Nipples on a Cold Day story
• Proposal for a new system to help introduce new users into E2
• Give everything you can to everyone you know
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Everyone has AIDS. AIDS! AIDS! AIDS!
• Everyone has a dog in the race
• everyone has some burden they carry
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• More than he was willing to give
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• In California everyone has a sports car
• Everyone has a dead girlfriend story (category)
• Now give me something you need to remember!
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• Through this warm electricity I will give you bark branches and leaves curling upward into a safe sky
• everyone has to reboot sometimes
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• Where has the smoke gone?
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• America has a gun
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• you won't be more gone than you are now
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• great things he has taught us
• "Dude" has evolved into a unisex term
• each book has us creating a fresh work as we read it into being
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• He has spit in my coat
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• He has redefined me, again and again
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Political correctness gone mad
• e2 is turning me into an alcoholic
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
• Our desire to remember has been fragmented into a thousand slices
• E2 has become my Internet

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