Findings:

• I was a teenage telephone solicitor
• I Was a Teenage Fairy
• I Was a Teenage Werewolf
• I was a teenage Overlord
• I was a teenage Bukowski
• I was a teenage time traveling combat waitress
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
• The Teenage Liberation Handbook
• Atari Teenage Riot
• Teenage genius computer hacker myth
• teenage
• I am the very model of a modern teenage Cyberpunk
• teenage girls
• Bad teenage poetry
• Say that turning a teenage girl to stone is depriving the world of her
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• teenage suicide
• Naked teenage girl
• The Revenge of the Teenage Vixens from Outer Space
• Teenage Fanclub
• God is a teen-age hacker
• Teenage Kicks
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• generalized teenage punk rock angst
• Teenage love can suck pretty bad
• Teenage Jesus and the Jerks
• Teenage domain revolution
• Teenage Dirtbag
• Teenage Critic
• Teenage bride with a baby inside, getting high on information
• Teenage wardrobes
• The Teenage Stereotype of Technology
• I love Slim Shady and I am not a teenage boy going through puberty
• the teenage years
• Issy the Teenage Rainbow
• teenage moral hobbyist
• Excerpt from the diary of a teenage sociopath
• Teenage Superstars
• Japanese teenage girl underwear dispensing machines
• Song lyrics and teenage behaviour
• Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles
• Confessions of a teenage ex-virgin
• Teen-Age Wind
• Frank Black and Teenage Fanclub
• How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
• Sexually harrassing each other in that cute, non-threatening teenage way
• Teenage Head
• teenage pregnancy
• TheBooBooKitty confesses: my life as a teenage whore named Susan
• North American Teenage Syndrome
• Teenage parenthood
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Back from the Sewers
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time
• Fear and Loathing in Rio de Janeiro - A teenage adventure of the tropics
• Seventh Dream of Teenage Heaven
• The same old album: An account of teenage relationships
• Nintendo Teenage Robots
• Sabrina, the Teenage Witch
• 8 Simple Rules ... For Dating My Teenage Daughter
• Confessions of a Teenage Baboon
• Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys
• Things I told my teenaged daughters about boys
• Teenage Wasteland
• A father to his teenage son
• A teenage son to his father
• Confessions of a teenage boy
• Teenage Trash
• A day in the life of a teenage space waitress
• Teenage Queen
• Sexist games played by teenage boys
• teenage desire
• The Diary of a Teenage Girl
• Negasonic Teenage Warhead
• The Receding Taillights of a Teenage Dream
• DJ Sabrina The Teenage DJ
• was
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Descartes was wrong
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• Kilroy was here
• The Walrus was Paul
• wa
• Music was better in the old days
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• Vancouver, Washington
• Was (Not Was)
• the seven hills of Rome
• No shit, there I was
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• Trompe
• 'T was
• It was a dark and stormy night
• That was a joke, son.
• Man was created in God's image
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• When I was your age
• There was once a Man
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• It was you, Atthis
• I was once stranded on a dessert island
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• The day I realized what being alive was
• If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
• The world was designed for giant squid
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
• It was all God's fault
• It was not a dream
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• God was created in man's image
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• Cybersex before it was cool
• I was going to marry Marty
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• Back when grunge was still cool
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• I was looking for you
• I was searching glass
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• I was once stranded on a desert island
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• There was a young lady of Riga
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• I was aghast, yet intrigued
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
• I was into them after they were hip
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• Concrete, Washington
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18

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