Findings:
- I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
- their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
- all other times are better than 6 am
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- The first time I knew I was different
- the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
- we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
- I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
- Hot pursuit
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
- I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
- Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
- Others, I am not the first
- The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
- Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights?
- I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
- So runs my dream; but what am I?
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
- I shaved my legs the other day for the first time in 4 years
- Eating something other than the Sun's energy for the first time
- I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
- am i an angel flying into the light or a bug flying towards a light bulb?
- It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
- I am inspired down here on all fours, picking through your vomit with tweezers and gloves
- Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
- Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine
- With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
- I am many things, but I am not that strong
- Am I Hot or Not?
- I am Abraham Lincoln, come back from the dead to clone dinosaurs and bring the war to the Congo
- Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- Am I a butterfly dreaming I am a person? Or a bowling ball dreaming I am a plate of sashimi?
- My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
- But I got a B- in penmanship
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
- I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- time lost in life because of waiting
- Master Dogen said, "I am not other people"
- We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
- same same, but different
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- Soon, I will run... but not away
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- You can run, but you can't hide
- we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
- You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
- It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
- Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
- I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
- I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- Who am I this time?
- i know you are but what am i
- The end of history is the nightmare from which I am trying to awake.
- I am nothing but my sins
- I am alive and breath flows through my lungs and my heart still beats.
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- because i am scared of pain
- because I am only half of what you need
- I love Slim Shady and I am not a teenage boy going through puberty
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- Am I dying? Have I died?
- the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
- in spite (or perhaps because) of
- Because I Got High
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- Time flies but aeroplanes crash
- A date idea, but not for the first date
- It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
- Good from far, but far from good
- The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
- All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
- What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
- They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
- This ocean is angry but I might live through it
- Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
- Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
- The operation succeeded but the patient died
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- different but equal
- It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- But life is hard when the written word is your first language
- not running from, but going to
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
- Am I the driver or the driven?
- Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- Am I dreaming this dream with a million other machines?
- Yes! I am a long way from home.
- DOGG check it I am by this creek; and I got hell of emotions...in my brain
- I know I am but summer to your heart,
- Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
- I walk triumphantly through a sea of dead things. I am their master.
- Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- I am not confident enough to refrain from responding
- I AM big. It's the writeups that got small.
- As I am. As I am. All or not at all.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
- as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
- I am just going outside and may be some time.
- I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
- I am phone posting from a gazebo outside of a library while using their WiFi in the rain
- i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
- I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
- people got a lot of ideas about who i am
- Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
- I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
- I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
- I shall not fear these streets, because I run these streets
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
- mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
- I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
- i am both removed from it, and a part of it
- I cannot exactly deny what you are saying, however i am not prepared to make it part of my belief system at this time
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- Am I in love or still on crack?
- There is infinite hope, but not for us
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- Probably deleted from Wikipedia because it's not notable
- i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
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