Findings:

• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Don't stand so close to me
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
• I am so an American
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• lord help me, for i am weak
• I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
• Clearly I am just too stupid to take the SAT II's
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• They don't touch me the same way
• again, I am too young
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• Don't call me white
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
• Don't Say You Love Me
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• Don't tread on me
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• I am a citizen too
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• Angered about bias, I wrote a paper. I discovered that I too am biased.
• you called my name in the dark, so here I am
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• French Canadians don't speak French
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• My God, don't tempt me!
• They Don't Want Me
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Don't take sex too seriously
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Don't wait up for me
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Society made me what I am
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Look at me, I am moving on
• I am too birdlike to really know peace
• Watch Me: I Am a Woman
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does
• Take Me As I Am
• I am Canadian
• why am i me, and you're you?
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• for i am a rain dog too
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't quote me on that
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Rape committed by women
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• So you don't have to
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Don't Blame Me
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• kill him dead; don't call me
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• Don't leave me alone
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• I sometimes think I am too much
• I don't mind if you forget me
• Don't send me roses
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Don't Pass Me By
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Another love. I am weary of the starts of things.
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• The whole world is too busy, and I am hopelessly bound to my wonderment
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• I am so fucking happy
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• i am so random (user)
• In another world, I am you and you are me
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Fingers slide together and, I am so alive
• I am much too rough, much too edgy.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Don't Give Me Names
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Don't call me Debbie
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• A reason to drink
• Don't tell me everything
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't let me die nervous
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Don't call me Asian
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• I am still so lost, I am

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